Are you anxiety? Because you’re always on my mind.

Anyone who says Disney is the happiest place on earth has never stood next to you.

You know, I'm actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead?

Are you interested in physical labour that involves the extraction of minerals or metals from the earth? Because I wanna make you mine.

Do you have a map? 🗺️ I keep getting lost in your eyes.

POV: you're a turtle and you fell on your back

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I See.

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your ass is refreshing!

If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.

You look great and all, but do you know what really looks good on you? Me.

a girl with purple hair and blue eyes is looking at a cell phone ALT: a girl with purple hair and blue eyes is looking at a cell phone

the australian raccoon?

What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.

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Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.