don't mind me, just having a good ol' financial stress cry

aesthetically, i love having claws. my natural nails also look super sad currently from removing the gel nails (and they're also extra sensitive). but i definitely like taking a break from claws now and again.

as much as i miss my claws and feel like i have grubby little man hands without them, i truly love the freedom and utility of short fingernails. just so many activities dig into without having to worry about stabbing myself or others.

a helpful reminder for so many of us 💜💜💜

suuuuch a baby 😌

thankfully i know well enough to not try to grab the hot baking sheet by gripping it with my ass cheeks

oh lord, i unwittingly channeled the spirit of boris karloff

hmmmmm, i'm open to requests, but i loooooove peanut butter cookies

i absolutely would and my clumsy ass would also probably get burned

some people be thinking they're so smooth but their vibes are like curdled milk

he's snoozing right meow so i'll deliver the message when he wakes up 😌

such a stinky baby 🥹

he's truly the biggest baby, even though he's going on 16

the most baby old ham - had to lay on the back of the couch so he could rest his head on my shoulder and generally be in my face

having a pretty, big tiddy GF that will drop you off & pick you up from the airport and let you snuggle her bare tiddies? we could all be so lucky 😅

and it only got better - evolved into the ol' bare tiddies plopped over most of his face move 🤭

pick him up from the airport - whips both of my tiddies out to suck on and snuggle against them as soon as we get home. almost immediately knocks him out and now he's sleeping like a baby. 😅

yeah, the act usually gets me *really* excited

oh, so... ummm...

i uploaded the full thing, finally 🫣

soundgasm.net/u/able-mable...

good cushion, good sheath, etc. 🤭

i do a lot of whining/moaning while gagging in this one 🤭

it really was 🤭

i appreciate the commitment 🤭

🤭

you can have multiple occasions to use it 🤭

i'm glad 😌

oh, so... ummm...

i uploaded the full thing, finally 🫣

soundgasm.net/u/able-mable...

sneaking this on the TL while no one is around

it should go without saying that the effect of this is very much dependent on tone and the person saying it

if you're wondering, yes - still an absolute sucker for "atta girl"