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lots of speculation about the obamas getting divorced but the thing you have to understand is that we need affordable housing
He's waiting for Thiel to tell him the next move
Oh wait, Kevin’s telling me that technically Starlink IS part of SpaceX. I had no idea. So there we go!
No way. He's Thiel's guy, he's going to back the techbros so he can be president when Trump is removed from office.
They should take Starlink while they're at it
Okay, I'm pretty excited for this one. 🥰
From my Atlanta home, to yours:
Happy Confederate Surrender Day to all who celebrate— and doubly to all those who don’t.
Perish all compromises with tyranny!
Rep. Jasmine Crockett
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Gov. JB Pritzker
Gov. Tim Walz
these are our party leaders now, ignore all other opinions
The New York Times is the first to put out comprehensive estimates on the cost of a year without U.S.A.I.D. and they’re higher than I thought:
- 1.65 million deaths from AIDS
- 500,000 from lack of vaccines
- 550,000 from lack of food aid
- 290,000 from malaria
- 310,000 from TB
TSLA stock has literally no value. Anyone not dumping is a fool. Anyone buying is a fool. Musk has completely destroyed the brand and the company has zero chance of recovering.
"An atheist can’t stand behind their assertion that God doesn’t exist."
—Kirk Cameron
An atheist doesn't have to. "God doesn't exist" is merely a rejection of the theist's claim that He does. One is under no obligation to defend one's rejection of CLAIMS MADE BY FAITH ALONE.
Be like Taylor Swift and own a working fire extinguisher.
‘“Nature has its way of taking out the weak and the not so well and the injured. The eagle likely thought it would be able to take it out quite easily,” Sequeira [the Ontario-based photographer] said. “But, it wasn’t.””
BRING IN THE HORSE
I did this when I encountered some high school kids raising money for something worthy-sounding. I handed the kid $20 then pulled my hand back and said "You're not Nazi Youth are you?" He laughed and said no, but valid question!
I'm American and I'm buying Canadian whenever I can. Already got socks (Great Sox), a belt (NAB), and of course, maple syrup :)
🙏🙏🙏🙏
Not all heroes wear capes.
I feel like Catch 22 is one of the most obviously leftist books just bc the protagonist is a smart guy who understands the insanity around him in perfect clarity, but nobody takes him seriously because it's also turned him into a miserable, high-strung neurotic
And what's more leftist than that
Duh. You asked what Dems were supposed to do, I told you. I mean yeah, we get what we voted for, but that wasn't the question
Liberals are quick to mount the "kindness" argument on immigration, and then they say our economy depends on them. It's none of that. Our government spent the last 100 years sabotaging their democracies, stealing their resources, and destroying their environment. They have every right to be here.
I need y’all to understand that Kendrick did all that in 13 mins for free.
He had Serena Williams C walking and Samuel L Jackson acting from the core of his soul along with amazing messaging and breath control and clarity for FREE.
He can do this in his sleep & is the revolutionary hip hop needs
When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.
👇🏽🎯
They're supposed to lead us in the direction that will get us out of this mess. Politicians are supposed to be leaders. ALL of us are wondering what to do and we are looking for a leader. Democrats are not filling that void. We have no leader and we are failing our country.
Imagine the spam texts you’d get if such technology existed in 1941:
“Breaking: Japan has just bombed Pearl Harbor! Donate $20 to the DNC and show Hirohito we won’t back down!”
“Fight back! We need voters to TURN OUT in 1942.”
That’s what the Democrats sound like right now. At least to me.
Gotta love the 21st Century.
