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Posts by GLaDOS

@warsawpact91.bsky.social
I Have Neurotoxin Going directly to your location...
s t a r t r u n n i n g .

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Now when they come to annihilate the hotel the turrets will stop them dead in their tracks!!!!!

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

@mephone4sred.bsky.social
Here's Some Of My Sentry Turrets!!!!
Activate Them QUICK!!!!

1 year ago 0 0 0 1

You can't just destroy a hotel!!!

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

@wendys-usa.com
Roast me fuckheads

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Duracells and Energizers,
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers,
calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers...

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

metal roofing, waterproofing, multi-purpose insulation,
air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors,
tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors,
trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers,
tennis rackets, angle brackets

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

waffle irons, window shutters,
paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters,
kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables,
hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles,
pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication,

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

Shopping list:
allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters,
trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters,
walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires,
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers,
picture hangers, paper cutters

1 year ago 1 0 2 0

I found "sexy among us domination milky cumsplosion with inflation blast" in Wheatleys
Search history... w h a t t h e f u c k ? ? ?

1 year ago 1 0 1 0
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I hope you like neurotoxin

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Mind if I borrow this substance for a bit ??? ?
I'm gonna prank Wheatley with it!!!

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

Yes sir Mr aperture!

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Nickel did you get into the neurotoxin vents again!?

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

I understood that perfectly

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Did you call me?

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

@mefon4.bsky.social
Hello fellow AI

1 year ago 2 0 1 0

Hello And Again Welcome To The Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center.

1 year ago 2 0 0 0