Rather happy about the football. #yellows

First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.

Hello, world!

For Jim Moir/Vic Reeves' birthday, a reminder it's thirty years this year since this advert.

Dr Kareem Carr man: i wish to publish @kareem_carr Jan 21 reviewer 2: your paper is no good man: i'll do anything to improve reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini Andre Pagliarini @apagliar Jan 21 a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC

I just thought everyone should see this

No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts

I am once again required to say that civil servants don’t get pay increments and haven’t done since before I joined the service in the late 1990s. Civil service grade 6 pay is now £20,000 per annum less than the equivalent grade on Agenda for Change.

When I read this I thought it sounded like the DIVERT scheme that the College did an evaluation of while I was there. assets.college.police.uk/s3fs-public/... Sounds like this article is saying “90% don’t reoffend” so the obvious qn is what % don’t reoffend anyway…

A light blue diagram depicting the sea, with the water's surface at the top, and just below it is an outline of the Mary Rose, with the depth (12m, 40ft or 6.7 fathoms). There is a line showing the seabed, which takes a rapid dive into the vertical...

On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked,

"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"

Allow our scaled diagram to explain...

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Well that looks gorgeous!