I love these!

Who? Who who? Who? Who?

Go to hell you fat fucking asshole!!!

90s school lunches on any day other than pizza friday be like...

At least we have funko pops or whatever, right?

CUBA!? IN THIS ECONOMY?

I wish municipal grocery stores existed across the United States. So many people at risk of hunger could be helped, and if these reactionary douchebags would stop putting ALL THE MONEY into a military that is fat and bloated with cash, we could ensure no family faces hunger in America.

Every day... news headlines become more Onion-like, and I am tired of real life trying to steal readers from The Onion.

Now if we can just scrub the orange mess out of the way, we could see it overtake all the other forms of fossil fuel power.

[redacted] ICE until they [redacted] [redacted].

What a beautiful bird, that second picture is absolutely stunning! On a day like today, I need to look at birds.

Addicted to fast food!

Stunning work!

If I was somehow forced to become the leader of this mess, I'd just say "wellp" and pull the plug on war and spending. We've fucked up so far beyond what I ever thought we'd fuck up that I am witnessing the death of the American Hegemony.

There's just no way back from the fall of Neo-Rome.

What's the difference?

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Oh hell yes! I can even make the TVs play the Super Mario Brothers Super Show and be teleported back in time!

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I'd rather be a pig than a fascist.

Have you tried hand delivered mail?

The Pedomancer in Chief.

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You know, old cogitators deep within my brain have spun up.

I used to call my mom collect from a payphone when she was late coming to get me from school when I was in 3rd through 5th grade.

I'd always say "pleasecomegetme itsgettingdark"

Hm.

Might have to bring this up to my therapist.

Well I meant to type free. Fee works I guess. It's costing me valuable processing power.

WEHADABABY ITSABOY

Still lives rent fee in my brain.

Huh, well with compound words one can send a larger message.

AVOIDAUTOACCIDENTDONOTGODOWNTHEROADON95YOUWILLBESERIOUSLYINJURED

And that's just one word.

Well, that's what's up. Capitalism really is a cancerous wound on us all and on the planet.

The new Pope is Dope.
The president is a dope.

Oh God someone check on Theodore Roosevelt's grave!

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I'll see you at the roughest hardest place in town, comrade.

Also I really miss my friends Farley and Gwen who vanished without a trace over the last few months/years.

I am glad you're still here though @wittywebhandle.bsky.social .

I find being incredibly careful nowadays is important for me. Early on I had the "I MUST FOLLOW EVERYONE BACK WHO FOLLOWS ME!" mentality. But that hurt my mind. So instead of removing some people, unless they do egregious things, I allow entropy to do its shit, and only follow a few I look into.

YOU NEVER KNOW WHICH MOTHERFUCKIN SNAKE IS IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN BOX