She's like the 3rd or 4th most powerful person in America.

A graphic labeled The Mood Meter with axes labeled Low Energy to High Energy and Unpleasant to Pleasant. The Low Energy/Unpleasant corner is labeled “Mom would be sad” and the High Energy/Pleasant corner is labeled “Let’s fucking goooo”

Markets ping-ponging between bottom left and top right corner every time someone schedules or cancels a meeting about Iran

President urges Iran to start peace negotiations by releasing non-existent, AI-generated women some rando posted about on X

I was pretty sure this one was a fake until I checked.

They not only won’t cancel; they’ve handed the entire event over to the fascists.

Stephen Miller and Pete Hegseth are sitting at CBS’ table.

FCC’s Brendan Carr has actually been invited, while he’s trying to take away press freedoms.

Syrian Billionaires Needed a Favor in Washington. They Invoked the Trump Name.

🎁🎁🎁
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/19/u...

Well done, sir

If he keeps this up, I think there's a good chance the Spurs offer him another contract when his current one is up.

BANG THE DRUM... SPURS WIN GAME 1.

Of course the joke here is these people drink on the job and don't actually go to bars.

Absolute disgrace to the sport.

Yes!!

So obnoxious when a prescription drug advertisement tells me not to take the drug if I'm allergic.

#1 Skyrizi isn't the boss of me

And

#2 I just heard about your product 30 seconds ago, how the f do I know if I'm allergic!?

Just your standard 7'4" hooper sprint-relocating and making an off the dribble 3 in the corner.

#NBASky #SkyHoops #NBAPlayoffs

I can tell! Lol I love it!

Sean Elliott played a big part getting a ring with a failing kidney.

DEAR LORD. What are we witnessing !?!?!

Even Timmy and the Admiral can't believe it!

#NBASky #SkyHoops

Yes

Welcome back to the NBA playoffs, San Antonio!

Thank you NBC for the pregame intros! 🦚🦚🦚🦚🦚

Fresh off the rack.
Here we go!

Great work, CNN. Really.

I'm worried this fake job will take away from JD's fake work as Fraud Czar.

San Antonio Animal Care Service offering zero-cost pet adoptions this weekend More than 800 adoptable animals are now listed on the SAACS website.

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F that broccoli

Hey, Beshear, Lis Smith, & associated Majority Dem-types:

If you want to kill group-speak, how about we start with “officer-involved shooting,” “ice agent involved-shooting,” “weaponized vehicle” & other mealy-mouthed obfuscations of state-sanctioned murder?

They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls.

CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded
CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing