mixing fairlife chocolate milk with my unremarkable vanilla pea protein powder has me drinking my shakes like a baby on the teat

Japanese sci-fi: two robots in space, yearning

American sci-fi: man gets the author's beliefs on polygamy confirmed by the aliens of ramalama IV

french sci-fi: two horny bounty hunters visit the Galaxy of Breasts

British sci-fi: nuclear war. Everyone dead. America's fault

Panda Express fortune "Don't dwell on things you can't change"

Ok then

seeking omens at the mall

My art, two wolves with arrows in the mouths

Your pain is mine-2024

unsurprisingly i was obsessed with this drink in college

i want to buy everything i've ever wanted

book of the long sun
making of the atomic bomb
gamma world 3rd
dune
galactic center saga
hyperion
dark tower
talisman
mirror to damascus
ubik
left hand of darkness
corliss anomalies series
clan of the cave bear
into thin air
downbelow station

This is the line of division / Terminus Est

Severian and Thecla from The Book of the New Sun

Singing Bowls youtube video promising to remove ALL negative energy

typa shit i'm on tonight....and boyyyy do i need it

A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.

There is no McTry.

ugh i dont want to see the hot mormon couple please stop showing them to me IG

as a participant of weird twitter i can say u would have slayed

youre one of five funny people on this site

The self and the cyberself in quiet introspection

Your collaborative editor is AI. My collaborative editor is the Holy Ghost of my ego. We are not the same

i close my eyes and see the Black Ops II maps with distinct clarity

“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.

must be nice to go on walks with the love of your life eh

🤝

why thank you i appreciate it

evil comes in all shapes and sizes <3

That's right, bring on goon mode

great....i have a list

getting ahead of the accusations

Oh hey 😈 Now cut some deli meats for me on that new slicer of yours boy 💅

sorry i forgot to tell you that i'm evil

Devoid Of Redemption (Red Sessions) YouTube video by Pallbearer

Doom Metal for the doomer

youtu.be/Us1cpyWUKCo

yeah come to Boskone

This is what I mean when I say “he should be in the club..”