fellas, is it gay to have a best friend. no, they only had sex the one time, so it’s chill—

the way they’re giving “you’ll never guess which one is the f*****”

do you ever see a woman who is so beautiful and so bad

Draw This In Your Style! [image of Haku in the world’s tightest pants, a shirt with cigarette holes in it, and he’s crying]

an all-time babygirl profile right there

we did it. I don’t know why we did it (deranged?) but we did it.

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

just here to say that in this final chapter, we are Cooking

you guys remember frankie and sal, right?! lil comic page of them on patreon 🦶❤️‍🔥

old little #remisa

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feels like I’m building a relationship to writing from the ground up. or at least from the point at which toddlers start to point at objects and say “truck!” to determine if they’re experiencing reality like everyone else

while working on the current book I frequently forget that I have already written a novel. like it’s not very good but I did write one

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jk I love that people I may never know are experiencing art and being transformed by it because that is our sole purpose on this planet

that should have been ME

I see you all going to tristan und isolde at the met opera and I’m blowing you up with my mind

so funny to think about this as either a) babygirl only smiles like that around her son, or b) haku is making up a babygirl with his beautiful mind

he’s pissing and shitting and throwing up while saying this btw

[Ayasegawa Yumichika voice]

god forbid a woman be Julius Caesar

close range

there is no limit to my desire for you, bro

easy work

I will throw out my back again, for coach’s honor

HANDS UP, CHIN DOWN

does not stop being hilarious how often I see people (irl, in videos, etc.) at boxing gyms who are throwing punches like they’re doing fight choreography in a middle school play

oops sorry, I mean my boy is the most beautiful wife—I mean, my beautiful—shit, I mean,