I'm a simple man. I see explosive diarrhea, I click the heart.

Infowars??

Cham Pain used to have a call in segment on one of the first wrestling podcasts I listened to, Tha O Show. Guy was a great storyteller.

Good question, I can't wait to find out if Howard will be QB1.

I wasn't completely off but I was a Royal Rumble + Mania, and that's it, guy for over a decade before AEW. Haven't missed a Dynamite, Rampage or Collision since week one of the pandemic.

Man, glad I'm not the only one who can admit that, at the time and at that age, this stuff was cool as hell, even if it's objectively bad in retrospect

Those first Janela Spring Break shows were my first time seeing guys like Orange Cassidy. Absolutely wild to see that gimmick get over nationally hahaha

You stole that line from the Shamwow commercial.

a group of men are sitting around a table in a conference room . ALT: a group of men are sitting around a table in a conference room .

I rewatched that final Nitro and aside from Scott Steiner, and Bam Bam vs Stasiak, the bones were there for a good product going forward!

Let's get some jorts on Nia Jax and take this puppy for a spin in 2026

I want realistic, down-to-earth football content that's completely off-the-wall and swarming with magic robots.

In-box: a space themed top from a box of Shreddies that, looking back, I basically used as a fidget spinner for YEARS.

Send away: colour changing Quaker oatmeal bowls from the early 2000s that my kid now uses for oatmeal.

Are they properly hemmed jorts, or cut off jeans? Asking as a former cut off jeans enthusiast.

Four Seasons Landscaping's parking lot already has the infrastructure in place.

If Clavicular has taught me anything, this guy is going to be handsome af after this heals.

Still baffled that Zack and Kelly didn't end up together IRL.

a man in a suit is standing in front of a bakery display and says just whatever makes sense ALT: a man in a suit is standing in front of a bakery display and says just whatever makes sense

I could never trust someone who doesn't even know what donut they want.

If you had told 12 year old me that I am going to be my father's age one day, I'd have been terrified.

I don't think Joe Walsh is legally allowed to own a gun, man.

Also implies that he knows 1.8% of drugs are still getting in and he's not doing anything about it. 🤷

Thermos must have been printing money during this era. Produce a few million lunch boxes in this exact shape and color, then just throw a couple stickers on there for whatever is popular at the time.

Also, I absolutely did know because the last time I walked out I bought Crysis 2 for X Box 360 on clearance, so

Its a replica of the one he smashed over Beetlejuice, it just looked like a normal sized guitar on TV because Beetlejuice is so small.

My buddy got married on his first inauguration day. Obviously he had that planned a year out, but it's never stopped me from telling him he's such a Trump fan that he just HAD to get married that day whenever I feel like pissing him off.

I might draft 3 tight ends to the same team this year just so I can pick between Strange, Chig and Greg Dulcich. I dont even care how people look at me.

Only if we bring in Mark Madden to call the match. Bonus points if he accidentally says "Jelly Bagwell"

And then don't even make early-mid 90s Paul Bearer a costume option. That reallt grinded (ground?) my gears.

Oop, just gonna make sure that's recording. Saw her in Toronto on April Fools. Incredible show.