Not bait thought it was boring, go with god

#60

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

2 4 see no more

We advance to the next round do we not

My opponent was very MAGA but we never got that deep because I’m a friend to all

This is a league game Smokey

Won the 5-game match 4-1 😤

Nazi occupied government

Tucker Carlson: I'II be tormented for a long time by the fact that I played a role in getting Donald Trump elected. We're implicated in this. I misled people.

It'd sure be nice if Kamala Harris' campaign organization wouldn't constantly promote Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones, Megyn Kelly, and whatnot. But oh well.

a lonely man named Corey Booker who is excited to get emails from people who can't spell correctly

Klan-run government

maxie-world's largest goose, sumner, missouri, 1988

maxie-world's largest goose, sumner, missouri, 1988

SHARPE JAMES

Yes this really happened. My company used to rent space out of a trial attorney office in DTLA, and Booker was rolling through to raise cash with the lawyers for his doomed presidential bid, and serendipity granted me this window into Booker’s soul outside the men’s room I regularly defiled

I know he’s capable of not being a tremendous doofus. I wish he knew that.

I say this as a guy who once passed him on the way to the bathroom and watched him react in mild disgust and unnerved confusion at a cubicle filled with Star Wars funko pops while he was on his way to a fundraiser. My respect for him grew. That’s not the Cory Booker any of you have ever seen.

Trying to figure out who gets excited about Cory Booker

Lmfao

https://www.theonion.info/

meme image of a timeline of sports fandom where there’s a brief period of “oh boy am I excited to watch my favorite team play” a long stretch of “I’m going to kill myself” and a tiny moment at the end of “nice we won”

every primary process in California is this meme

Me in my head but with certain folks purporting to be on the left but very big on writing for fascist outlets, hanging out with fascists, working with fascists, etc

A cigarette from Fight Club (1999)

Fight Club (1999)
Dir. David Fincher
Runtime 139 minutes
🚬 x 51, or one cigarette every 2.73 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/fight-club-1999/

Atlantic suit cross examination

Excited for him to do the Brett Kavanaugh blubbering about loving beer right before the judge dismisses his suit for being entirely meritless

Kash Patel suing the Atlantic over their recent article claiming he’s often a drunken mess, saying he does not drink to excess anywhere, is very funny when there’s viral footage of him getting hammered in the locker room with the US hockey team

Not clear, I think he’s a ball of contradictions, microwaved together in the conservative internet swamp.

Between their rambling about stopping a flag being burned on the field in the 70s the 570 AM announcing team dropped the fact that Roki has like a 0.0 ERA for the first 2 or 3 innings and it drops to 11 ERA after that, which…not great.

Dudes going to get converted to a closer again at this rate.