please keep going with “dipshit”
please bring back “weird”
it was WORKING and it resonates with people and it’s actually extremely important to point out when the emperor has no clothes and also Musk (like Trump) gets off on being hated but cannot handle being mocked
Like I know people hated the “think of SCOTUS” arguments in 2016 but like, the 3 picks that happened as a result of 2016 have made life MEASURABLY worse across almost every metric big and small
I’ve heard relatively little discussion over the best reason to vote for Kamala Harris and that is that Samuel Alito wants to retire and Clarence Thomas is 80 years old and we either can replace them with Ketanji Brown Jackson or 35 year old Samuel Alito and 35 year old Clarence Thomas
Photo with a Getty Images watermark (credit: Bonnie Cash) of Martin Sheen and Joe Biden shaking hands, with Biden gripping Sheen's arm warmly
For the West Wing fans: President Biden just greeted President Bartlet at the White House (VIDEO: x.com/cspan/status...)
A red cartoon t-rex holding gripper arms, with the caption "UNSTOPPABLE"
I'm in the zone... the PREDNI-ZONE!
If I had a lifetime appointment on a council of rights-erasing wizards, I would not be touring the country tell peasants why it's important to get along with colleagues.
What is with elites' bizarre fetish for polite disagreement? Amy Coney Barrett's ideas are wrong and their implementation is harming people, it's perfectly reasonable to point that out.
Scene: Bedtime with Five, who is dancing and singing YMCA. "Mama! During a wiggle break at school today we danced to a video where some men who all had different jobs sang about the YMCA! I do soccer there!"
We have a Lightning. It’s an F150- just instead of pumping gas, we plug it in. When we were deciding whether to buy it, we tested opening doors from inside in every possible situation- off, on, in park, in reverse, even while driving. Can do it always. Tesla sounds kinda scary.
Ironically: I had a "total" parotidectomy that removed 2/3 of my left parotid gland. Not the whole thing. Just about 2/3.
A row of boxes of tea. Featured brands include Celestial Seasonings, Tazo, and “Two Leaves And A Bud”.
You know you’re in Colorado when…
Flight delays stuck me overnight in Denver - fortunately work spring for a hotel so I’m not sleeping in the terminal. Bonus: My best friend from college lives here, so we were able to have a lovely dinner. No mistakes, just happy accidents.
Sir, LinkedIn is not a dating site.
I’m reminded of the Ask A Manager letter about dudes hitting on an AI assistant chatbot scheduler thing because it had a female name.
I already had hot cocoa mix in my mug. Chicken Mocha is not something I’d enjoy waking up to.
Kirkland Oat Milk and Kirkland Chicken Broth come in nearly identical containers.
Which are next to each other in our fridge.
What could possibly go wrong during coffee preparation?
Novavax update: One day of tiredness + a headache that may or may not have been caused by the shot, and was fixed with ibuprofen. Absolutely 100% will go with this vaccine again next year.
An orange Shiba Inu chewing on a stuffed blue dragon chew toy
Caught on camera: the elusive frog-legged shiba
Grab two pens and do the chopsticks thing.
I made brownies today.
Yay.
The nuts I used turned out to be rancid.
Boo.
Insomnia. 7th grade. But I'd already burned through my dad's Robin Cook & Michael Crichton, started those in elementary school.
A lady with long brown hair in a ponytail wearing a red shirt and a light visor over her eyes
Fighting seasonal depression with technology.
Lake Mendota on a sunny day, seen from the University of Wisconsin Memorial Union Terrace
Current status: 😎🍺☀️
Birthday
