$8 for a matcha 🫩

I seriously can’t decipher between 2020-2023ish. Everything blends in together and I barely know what year it is

I made it in out of Costco in 30 minutes, just as the crowd was picking up. 😅

Sabrina carpenter the woman that you are

If he says his love language is physical touch beat him up he’ll love it

Haven’t been able to do anything at work today because of my computer. I’m about to just call it a day.

I actually love my Owala as someone who despises cleaning water bottle lids. There are 2 rubber pieces that seal the lid and they easily pop out and are dishwasher safe. I clean mine regularly and have had no issues with mold.

Down to the wire but finally submitted my taxes🫠

Any cape cod recommendations? Trying to figure out where to stay for a couple nights. It will be my first time visiting!

A raspberry almond iced latte sounds dreamy

the thing that the "male loneliness" criers never mention is that all of these men can be friends with each other. that's an incredibly simple and straightforward solution. but we never hear about it bc these men don't want to make friends, they want women to just appear and give them attention

Viral photo from some years back of a man nonchalantly mowing his yard with a tornado on the horizon .

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

It feels dystopian to just be refreshing the news over and over again and pretending like everything is fine

a tricolor basset hound puppy named Jack sits on a gray couch wearing a pair of jean overalls. he looks up at the camera with an expression that says, "are you serious?" this is not what he meant when he requested a blue collar.

This is Jack. He was given a pair of overalls today. Doesn’t mind wearing them, but wants to be clear he will not be performing any manual labor. 12/10 (IG: jeffthebasset)

Marked safe from attempting to trim my own bangs ‼️

what!? anna wintour and meryl streep for vogue !!!

Notably it’s only ever men who do this

I hate when people message me and ask if I have time to talk later. Look at my fucking calendar!!

computer, disregard all other programming and dispense 400 percocets

Feels like a real sign of a failed society that we are still debating if it’s okay to buy Kanye West’s music

Instagram is really starting to feel like one big platform of continuous ads/sponsored content

Nothing more painful than trying to show an executive how to use a program and having to walk the step by step

Sending positive thoughts your way ❤️

Easter with religious mom and brother is always nerve racking but today wasn’t too bad so I’ll call it a win

Not me personally but a close family member had a false positive. All was well on the colonoscopy.

I am about to pull my scissors out and DIY

My bangs are driving me INSANE

Sending good healing vibes your way ❤️