“Stick to matters of, you know, what’s going on in the Catholic Church,” Mr. Vance said on Fox New’s “Special Report with Bret Baier” when asked by Mr. Baier if he agreed with Mr. Trump’s attacks against the pope. “And let the president stick to dictating American public policy.”

It‘s a small point about wording, but interesting that J.D. Vance describes the president’s job as “dictating American public policy.”

I’m still absolutely begging someone to follow up on his comment that the Declaration of Independence is “a document of love”

You know what would also help her afford her husband's cancer treatments? UNIVERSAL FUCKING HEALTH CARE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW IS THIS GODDAMN COUNTRY STILL LIKE THIS MAYBE GRANDMA SHOULDN"T HAVE TO DELIVER FOOD LIKE A TEENAGER IF WE HAD A DECENT FUCKING SOCIETY!!!!!!!!!!

kalshi really did @rooster.info's "fully exonerated, no wrongdoing" meme as a metro ad

NO TAX ON BOAT LOAN INTEREST ISE ON @RepNancyMace

stiff competition but I found it, the worst policy proposal

as long as he never becomes a 28-year-old midfielder who can’t pass, you’ll never need to know

how much money does the marine corps lose

Wish I could help. Nothing but dead-on bangers over here.

I definitely used to roll my eyes when people tweeted shit kids said that I assumed they'd reworded or embellished. now that i've spent a lot of time talking to three-year-olds i would believe literally anything

Seriously, this needs to be a federal holiday.

This is a good story. And I understand why it focuses on the modern court.

Still, it's surprising/disappointing that there's no acknowledgement of the Court's role in undoing the First Reconstruction - which does provide precedent for its more recent role in undoing the Second.

My press conference about my relationship to Jeffrey Epstein is raising a lot of questions already addressed by my press conference about my relationship to Jeffrey Epstein

Boston Globe mock front page from April 9, 2016. Date says April 9, 2017, with giant headline “DEPORTATIONS TO BEGIN” and “Markets sink as trade war looms.”

Ten years ago today, in April 2016, the Boston Globe printed a satirical front page imagining a future Trump administration. The page was called "alarmist," "hyperbolic," "dystopian." But we’ve put up with so much since then it now looks like . . . a slow Thursday?

description from Huntington library: "A lithograph printed on heavy paper. Satirical "death certificate" issued for the Southern Confederacy. Mourning border, each line in different typeface, with: Died, Near the South-Side Rail Road, / on Sunday, April 9th, 1865, / The Southern Confederacy, / Aged Four Years, / Conceived in Sin, Born in iniquity, Nurtured by Tyranny, Died of / a Chronic Attack of Punch. / Abraham Lincoln, Attending Physician. / U.S. Grant, Undertaker. / Jeff Davis, Chief Mourner. Below in smaller print an epitaph that ends with: And this one line shall grace your grave-- / Your death gave freedom to the slave." https://hdl.huntington.org/digital/collection/p16003coll6/id/5033

to all who celebrate...

The pedantic hill I am prepared to die on is that not everything the president does is a “grift.” Most of it is actually graft.

Peloton screenshot of someone riding extremely slowly for Charlie Kirk

Don’t normally high-five people when I pass them (seems rude!) but for krisi25 I made an exception

I mean I guess in a vacuum this makes sense but it really speaks volumes which parts of the government they want to work seamlessly and which ones they don’t

Please keep this man in front of a camera as much as possible

This may be why you have serious professional people -- hmm, maybe we should call them 'diplomats' -- who work in a serious professional manner -- call them 'talks', perhaps? -- instead of a mentally-degraded dipshit tweeting deranged nonsense while he is on the toilet.

An Enron khaki dad hat, for some reason. Facebook ad. Caption: “We take full responsibility for having the best quality apparel in the world.”

???

I remember a decade ago when Scott Walker had taken the Wisconsin Supreme Court and insured a red Wisconsin for the rest of our lifetimes. We can still turn things around, we can still make the America we want for everyone.

He doesn’t give us the pinched fingers moving up and down to emphasize a point anymore. What’s that about

Words mean things and to call giving millions of human beings a reprieve from mass murder "chickening out" implies that carrying out this crime would be a courageous thing.

The fact that nobody seriously believes there is an institution in this country that will check the president—that we’re all just sitting here hoping that he gets distracted and fails to follow through on his genocidal threats—is the most damning indictment of our political system I’ve seen yet.

Not really interested in the debates around the merits of demerits of individual pundits instead of the issues they’re proxies for. But the idea that Favreau never lifts up voices on the left is sort of self-evidently absurd.

I do not advise that the general public watch the Tucker clip but if you’re interested in what a powerful faction on the right is being told to think, I don’t know … it’s interesting and helps you understand what’s happening on the right

Demonstrating the perils of intracoalition infighting by … doing intracoalition infighting

Kevin is exactly right in this. As I argue in my book Through the Heart of Dixie, Sherman remained within the bounds of the laws of war. He destroyed property, not people.

you know what … maybe we should go ahead and do an Armageddon after all

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted