If I could fast forward past a day, it'd always be April Fools day. I love being lied to and gaslit for silly hehe giggles an entire fucking day.

"April Fools! I got you!"
Genuinely how I be moving on April 1st:

Twitter is so funny, man. Found an AI "Vtuber" that is an extreme chud but theyre a witch? Like I dont mind the witch aspect but youre gonna align yourself with the mfs that call you demonic and evil? Ok lol

You're laughing. The leviathan is waking up near Virginia and you're laughing.

entering a Punisher main's house:

Interacting on Bluesky:

I find it hard to throw away boxes sometimes cuz my cats absolutely love to hide and play in them 😭

Just the fact I can click a little fucking button and just go "make her naked" is actual insanity, what a horrifying time to be on the internet.

Ontop of people being able to just edit whatever image they want on Xitter, now people are making CSAM content using Grok. Fuck that fucking website, man. What shit hole.

living in the midwest is great, wym it was 45 degrees the other day and now we're in a blizzard lol

hit em with the: "Sorry you cut out, can you repeat that?"

hopping on after night shift when all my friends are asleep feels like this

I bought a calzone from Aldi's the other day, why in the fuck do the instructions tell me to AIR FRY THIS THING FOR 15 MINUTES AT 360????? IF I WANTED TO EAT A ROCK I'LL JUST GO OUTSIDE

Hey

i always find a way

Ya know back in my day... we waited for the holidays for the Christmas Noobs to get on lmao. The bad players will come, now is not the time.

Actually insane how many people are whining about how many sweats are playing Black Ops 7 during the fucking BETA. It's the beta, who do you think is pre-ordering these games to play the beta?

How it feels DM'ing someone i dont talk to often

played Outlast Trials after like, 1-2 years of not touching it and this massive troglodyte woman jump scared me at the end LMAO

I have gyatt to get more art of my ocs i have been neglecting them for too long...

Gone like a whisper in the wind...

Thought it was a vendor for a sec but they usually turn lights on, not just walk around in the dark, so now im convinced I need to hang out here late at night sometime

Tell me why im the only person at work and im hearing doors open and close. Fuck that shit!!!

I lived, bitch.

What are yall doing for rapture today

Newgrounds popping again? Lets fucking GO!!!

All im saying is that more people should strive to be like B.J. Blazkowicz and less like Edward Richtofen.

Bethesda: here's our new DLC for Indiana Jones
Twitter users, for some reason:

I ran into a former coworker of mine that i haven't seen in literally a decade, its crazy how some people can change so much yet feel the same, in a good way.

Just got to Enten V. Tobimune fight and im about to rip my hair out this shits too hype LMAO