If Labour promised an EU rejoin vote during the next parliament (2030+), would it be enough for you to vote Labour at the next GE?

Aren’t we fortunate that Americans don’t get to vote for the most powerful leader on the planet?

Oh, wait…

#FreePalestine

Fun fact: the same people who want Bob Vylan locked up also want Lucy Connolly released.

Imagine the cognitive dissonance!

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Turns out everything he said about Israel and the Middle East was right.

I asked my Glaswegian pal if he was eating cake or a meringue? He replied "Nah, you're right, it's cake"

Criminals, perverts, liars, racists.

We really would be the 51st State.

What sort of fucking country do we live in when the story is about ‘men are jailed’ and not ‘a fucking five million pound shitter?’

The party that pretends to back patriotism. Farage thought Truss’s budget was the best since the 80’s (because it allowed him to bet against our tanked economy), Lice and Isabellend fucked off to the country of tax dodgers and it’s Muslim chair had to step down due to racism. Absolute cunts.

You couldn’t make this shit up could you?😂😂😂

🎯

#NeverForgetJanuary6th

💙 Sophie Socket ♠️ on X: "Premier League of Cunts 1. Nigel Farage 2. Tommy Robinson 3. Boris Johnson 4. Benjamin Netanyahu 5. Donald Trump 6. Vladimir Putin 7. Rupert Murdoch 8. Priti Patel 9. Russell Brand 10. Andrew Tate 11. Prince Andrew 12. Little Dicky Tice" / X Premier League of Cunts 1. Nigel Farage 2. Tommy Robinson 3. Boris Johnson 4. Benjamin Netanyahu 5. Donald Trump 6. Vladimir Putin 7. Rupert Murdoch 8. Priti Patel 9. Russell Brand 10. Andrew Tate 11. Prince Andrew 12. Little Dicky Tice

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Pop over onto X…
Drop a league table of the biggest 12 right wing cunts…
Walk away again…

Love you too xx

Told my doctor I’ve got a problem with one of my ears.
He said “Are you sure?”
I said “Yes, I’m definite”

Image of two shady characters. Both claim to speak for the people of the street.

Reform UK Ltd are the new Blackshirts — and Farage is revelling in his role as their Oswald Mosley.

Haven’t seen any news footage of Wetherspoons pubs being set on fire because they’re filled with middle aged white men with drug problems.

Just sold my vacuum cleaner on eBay.

It was only gathering dust.

@goodmorningbritain.bsky.social GMB balanced broadcasting today looks like Richard Madeley interviewing Priti Patel 😂😂😂

Just occurred to me that America now has both the Pope and the Antichrist.

Vodka & Coke hun but yeah haha 😛 x

Happy sunny HumpDay Bluesky!

Gilead is real.

Blessed day.

BREAKING: A woman at the airport fainted and fell onto the baggage carousel.

She's slowly coming round now.

Is it wrong and childish that I now (in my head) call my coffee a ‘Canadiano’ because of my hatred for Trump?

Rocking the Bet Lynch vibe for a works do… "Pals? Pals? You don't know the meaning of the word!".

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Happy St Easter to everyone but I can’t believe Starmer has been on telly not wearing a poppy.

Jesus died (then rose again depending on your viewpoint) and the least we can do is wear our poppies with pride as a show of solidarity.

Bloody wokes, that’s who I blame.

Do you mind if I skip the dessert?