a man in a suit and tie is holding a lighter and says vayagif.com on the bottom right Alt: Will Smith in men in black using the mind-wiping flash

Me to claude after I tell it I'll have someone else handle it later

Spurs get relegated and Harry Kane comes back to the Prem and joins Arsenal to finally help them win the league…

I find the overt rule breaking of indoor vaping much more problematic than the actual effects.

The mentality behind it reminds me of BMW drivers not indicating.

If this is a new posting direction that you’ve decided to go in, then I like it

Vaping has taken us back a couple of decades. People openly sucking on their cancerous pipes in the stadium, in restaurants, pubs on public transport. And the people doing it are just as obnoxious and entitled when you confront them.

We just need a striker and to give them some service and we’re ready

Beaker from The Muppets looking like he owns Facebook

In that photo, Zuckerberg really looks like Beaker from the muppets

Latin isn’t a dead language either. It is still spoken conversationally in the Vatican and new words get created all the time

Just walked past a bloke who was speaking very highly of the Doppler effect. He soon changed his tune, though.

For local government, shifting the cost from your people to other people (ie tourists you don’t care about) is a pretty sensible strategy

Donald Trump has never defeated a man in an election, and he probably hates that

You really missed out on saying “people who want sex in an aeroplane are bonkers”

I’ve certainly enjoyed your posts. Hope you keep making them anyway! Honestly if you just made up the stats, I’m not sure many people would be able to tell

As a software engineer, yes. 100%

My son is 11,autistic, and obsessed with Minecraft. I manage a team of 4 Database Engineers. At some point I started to talk to them like how the parenting courses told me to communicate with my son and the team morale and overall performance has shot up so much we got an award

Trump is a lot smarter than we thought.

He's actually managed to get the Epstein files off the front pages.

No one has liked any of your comments. You’re on your own here.

@dollspace.gay isn’t on its own here

so far being a now-patched 27-year-old bug in OpenBSD—an operating system known primarily for its security. It also awakened a thousand year old demon spirit embedded in MS Windows 3.1 which foretold humanity's demise before escaping through a vent. We are working with Microsoft to address this issue.

I feel like we're not addressing the most concerning news from Mythos

You have fallen for Trumps tricks just as much as his supporters have. He has you doing exactly what he wants

If he’s successfully grifting, he’s not an imbecile

Trump has made more money from the presidency than all other presidents combined

A big part of the problem is that people keep calling him an imbecile, but he clearly isn’t. For his first term in office he beat the best Republican line there’s ever been. He’s always been happy to come across as stupid, because it helps him.

Macos: i have no idea where your document is

Windows: “your” document? These are onedrive’s documents

Linux: /opt/fakevm/mounted/tmpfs/vmlinuz/ubuntu-36.0.01_x86_also-arm.0.21.013/snapd/docx-exporter.sx/0028492748901.txt.converted.bak/v/9/ms/1/0.out

Someone should sell an Easter egg that turns out to have a boiled egg inside the chocolate

That’s quite a failure of imagination

So you’re saying rich people shouldn’t be allowed to pay more? That’s a really weird stand to take. You would prefer it if rich people kept more of their money?

I wish there was a button for “agree, but don’t like”. Clicking ❤️ on this just doesn’t feel right

I think the nightmare scenario was Arsenal coming second in every competition, but that’s definitely not going to happen now

Gin is for people who aren’t honest enough with themselves to drink vodka, and want to pretend it is about the taste