May you please destroy all my holes? Pretty please? 🥹

When you release a “diet food” that makes binging and purging seem like the better option.

Nice to see that Marvel didn’t forget about NIGHT THRASHER!

Using “Coney Island” in the name when the food contains pizza and not hot dogs is like calling a ham sandwich “Oriental”

The marketing team must have been high AS FUCK that day.

And today is SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!

The precursor to Chicken Tonight?!

“Don’t Eat The Yellow Cheese”

I wonder why the Sandies and Chips Deluxe cookies survived but the other two didn’t? Sandies are so mid, so those other must have been TRASH

All I see in Dollar Tree and Publix is Strawberry, original, and Cookies & Cream. The only one worth drinking of the three is the OG. The others taste like liquid diabetes. I love chocolate and coconut stuff like Almond Joy, so I wish I could have tried the coconut one

I so badly want to get back Chocolate Mint and Chocolate Banana Yoo-Hoo. Those were my jam! Strawberry and Cookies & Cream don’t hit the same

In a way…. You’re talking about products that were and now aren’t, if that makes sense?!

Plus manga tends to start at #1 and go on from there. American comics either keep rebooting at issue number one or end up requiring to read a bunch of other comics to keep up with the story.

Yep. They had me gargle a numbing agent, then pushed a swab deep in there, then a spray. Then they gave me a sedative that knocked me out for 90 minutes

“Le Menu” is such a lazy title. Only one step above “It’s Food”.

Fat bearded homosexual in a hospital gown

Been in hospital since Sunday. Turns out I might have a heart valve issue, which could explain the bouts of chest tightening and difficulty breathing. Found this out during an echocardiogram yesterday. Slated at 2 pm today to be put under and have a camera put down my throat to get a better look.

That sounds pretty decent, but I’m sure Denny’s found a way to fuck it up

Most other lemon yogurts at the time used yellow for their lemon flavors and green for their lime flavors, so I doubt that is the reason. I recall most sour creams at the time being made in mainly white containers.

Why is lemon one GREEN and not YELLOW?

My autistic ass hasn’t gotten over the fact that they established a pattern of “color” albums every seven years, then said FUCK IT.

Blue : 1994
Green: 2001
Red: 2008
White: SHOULD HAVE BEEN 2015, BUT CAME OUT IN 2016. WHY SET A PATTERN AND THEN BREAK IT? EAT MY ASS RIVERS CUOMO.

Which probably meant “too many roach parts were found in the food”

Well, it was necessary and I felt much better afterwards. Plus I sleep through most of my dialysis sessions now

Fat bearded homosexual in hospital

Doing much better this morning. Got dialysis at 4 am, took a shower, got a blood transfusion since my hemoglobin was 6.9, and now can breathe without an oxygen tank. Still on antibiotics, and don’t know when I will be discharged. Going to take a nap now.

Fat bearded homosexual in hospital

Doing much better this morning. Got dialysis at 4 am, took a shower, got a blood transfusion since my hemoglobin was 6.9, and now can breathe without an oxygen tank. Still on antibiotics, and don’t know when I will be discharged. Going to take a nap now.

Same, but it would be a bag of Peanut Butter M&Ms instead of Chex Mix

Fat bearded homosexual in the back of an ambulance

Got up this morning and was having difficulty breathing. Around 2, it was so bad I was sweating bullets, and almost passed out and thought I would crap myself. Roomies called 911 and hospital thinks it might be sepsis. On 2 antibiotics now and will be at Advent overnight. Feeling much better.

I’m guessing it’s either Magneto de-aged (again) or Havok.

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And so far the only cis woman to win an Oscar for playing a non-trans, non-drag MALE role. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Yea...

I miss this almost as much as as I miss Rocky Road and Croonchy Stars cereal.

No “Statutory Grape”, to celebrate him hooking up with a 14 year old Priscilla?!