Selbstgestrickter Ajour-Schal.

Sieht gar nicht soooo schlecht aus.

an elderly woman is standing next to a brick wall holding a hat . ALT: an elderly woman is standing next to a brick wall holding a hat .

Everybody dance now!
#werder

Marcus is such a good boy!

Wow, da fällt ein ganzer Berg. #werder

Sehr, sehr oft: Bis zu 30 Minuten Verspätung... 😉

The 5th of February YouTube video by John Finnemore

Yesterday's Word Count = 798
Finnemore & Pearse
Oh nobody is merry
On the fifth of February
With Christmas Gone
And Summer still as distant as can be.
It is quite close to Valentines
But we all know for ninety nine
Percent of us that’s lonely, stressful
Boring or all three.
youtu.be/WJBrAIVrK-4?...

Ein böse Drei Blick der Seestern auf einem Felsen, der in der Brandung steht er sagt: das! Wahr! Erst! Montag. Montag. Eins von fünf. Fucking hell

Ja nu ARRRRRR!!!

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Heute Morgen erst die Highlights von gestern gesehen. Was war *das* denn für ein Tor?!? #Werder

Ooooh.
Meine bleiben immer auf dem Balkon.

Yay?

Animiert das die Leute nicht zu noch mehr blöden Fragen?

Oh nein. Daumen gedrückt.

Fuck no.

Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 8, 2025 | GoComics Read Pearls Before Swine—a comic strip by creator Stephan Pastis—for today, September 8, 2025, and check out other great comics, too!

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Screenshot from a Tumblr post by ralfmaximus: Mozilla, in its finite wisdom, embedded LLM bots into recent versions of Firefox for the vitally-important purpose of… naming tab groups. Now, some users are noticing CPU and power usage spikes caused by a background process called Inference. Ugh. Reminder again for Firefox users to visit your about:config page, search for the browser.ml.chat.enabled key, and set that to false: If yours says true then double-click it until it reads false. Doing that turns off the AI chatbot features in Firefox, but also the stupid new LLM tab-naming feature that's rolling out

Hey Firefox users.

Bisschen Pippi in den Augen gerade. #werder

Haben wir noch jemanden verkauft? 😬

Geht wohl wieder.

Oder schon heute!

Geht vermutlich morgen wieder. Verwaltungsprobleme.

😄

Wohl erst morgen wieder da...

DAS kann schonmal nicht passieren. 🫣

Life goals: Das Leben so leben, dass man "das Ungewitter aus ..." genannt wird. 😁

We are in the bad place.

Gibt's The Lazarus Project noch?

Ladegerät für das Handy

This is Faye. She wanted to bring a little sunshine into your life. Heard it can help with the happiness. 14/10 thank you so much Faye

The text above the image reads: Ever since I learned the word for a group of raccoons is a gaze, scenes from English literature take on whole new meanings. [laughing-emoji] Within the image, there are four different scenes corresponding to different literary quotes. Number 1: "Your gaze is very direct, Miss Eyre" from Charlotte Bronte's Jane Eyre. In the picture, Jane Eyre is accompanied by a group of raccoons, one of whom has just said to Mr. Rochester, "We want food!" Number 2: "She returned his gaze" from Ian McEwan's Atonement shows a woman carrying a box full of raccoons back to her reluctant ex-boyfriend. Number 3: "His gaze was direct, holding my eyes" from Diana Gabaldon's Outlander shows a clustered group of racoons physically holding open a shocked woman's eyelids. And number 4: "That somber, thoughtful gaze of his did not leave her face. She did not find it embarrassing" from Agatha Christie's Towards Zero shows a woman on a sun-lounger with her face entirely covered by a swarm of raccoons.

Fabulousness from @raprevec.bsky.social. ;)

Ich kann mich jetzt nicht alle paar Jahre an jemand anders gewöhnen, Leute.
Ich werde alt, und ich brauche meine Routinen.
#werder