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Imagina uma pessoa que olha esse frame e pensa "vamos arquivar o filme pra economizar nos impostos"

"sabor de mac 'n' cheese da infância" q infância foi essa

happy birthday to Sledgehammer, one of the most iconic needledrops in cinema history in Children of Men (2006)

Seguiu você

a wizard (why’s pfp), a skeleton minion (Claude) approached “i’ve read through your notifications, they wish to harm you m’lord” close up on the wizard “oh dear… block them all.” the skeleton minion crawls away “yes m’lord, Claude shall block the non-believers, yes…”

lady wearing a shirt that has been badly edited to say "I joined BlueSky and all I got was blocked by the technical advisor who tried to cool his phone off in a pool and also this jpeg of a t-shirt"

*pretends to be shocked*

the sound i just made was not dignified

Drowning meme, showing Bluesky leadership paying attention to AI while the codebase drowns, and why's phone dead at the bottom

it will never not be funny how they thought bsky was going to be a google campus and instead they got tumblr and they absolutely h a t e it

VOLTA DORIVAL

Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. First frame: Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" Right side of frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." Second frame: The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak. The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

Evergreen

Guy who joins the military after playing Call of Duty

how i'm entering silicon valley after the Great Unraveling

Trent Reznor em O QUE ME DÁ SENTIDO É COMER GENTE EU SOU UMA CASCA VAZIA E PODRE O SEU BUCETÃO É A ESCADA PRO CÉU MAS DEUS NÃO ESTÁ LÁ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Comprei ingresso pro Toe, tava quase esquecendo

Acho que esse é o projeto picareta mais obvio que eu já vi

De repente
Misteriosamente
Simultaneamente
Várias capitais começam com um projeto de "vamos fazer uma times square no centro"

Nenhum cidadão pediu
Nenhum cidadão quer
Só quem tá botando pilha é quem tá levando dinheiro (público) na parada

me foi solicitado que eu voltasse a esse site brevemente para que compartilhasse uma visão cósmica que me foi dada: oasis é uma banda espiritualmente argentina

Pior que vi comentarem que é uns dois telão veio que nem vai funcionar 24h igual a referência.

Dai um querido falou que seria a:

SOMETIMES SQUARE

I mean look, the "real" SNK died ages ago. Buying this thing ain't gonna bring them back, and I highly doubt spending money on this thing is gonna keep the current version of SNK alive before their shitty owners close the doors anyway because it wasn't giving them right amount of reputation-washing.

Eu depois de ser assaltado na República ou levar uma facada na Sé olhando pra uma propaganda do Nu Bank

i love starting with "lots of strange reactions to this game" and following that up with the strangest reaction yet

E vai inaugurar o marco de primeiro o político a receber votos negativos para um cargo público

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

Da série "vaginas educadas"