First date ideas McChicken It's a couple Brian's and a couple McChickens

Saw Journey last night and it was one of the best shows I've ever been to. Open Arms is my favorite and when they played it I choked up!

Body dysmorphia? I barely knew her!

Smash Mouth man eat the eggs (RIP)

My union insists on having meetings on Friday at like 6pm. Fuck right off with that lol

Look at my friend's cat. He loves to look at us leaving the house across the street

Hmm...

Wait isn't this what regular glory holes are for?

Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park "One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"

Snuggle up to your girlfriend/boyfriend and say, "does this look like a lice egg?"

I pet this good boy today

My girlfriend's daughter today was like, "after we watch Harry Potter, would you want to watch Star Wars?" and I was like 💜💜💜💜💜

Clear to write my second paper and we're submitting to Nature (!!!) so that's reinvigorating during a slump in my PhD

A SKALITEN WITH SYRINGE'S AND IT SAYS "TALK TO YOUR DOCTER IM AMERICAN I DONT AHVE A DOCTER, WHEN I GET SICK OR HURT, I GOT O A BUILDING THAT USE TO BE A PIZZA HUT AND I PAY A GUY 176$ TO CALL ME FAT" - MORE WRITTING AT patreon.com/dasharez0ne - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

TALK TO YOU DOCTOR LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKELTON AT A COMPUTER DESIGNING A GRAPHIC WHICH IS 2 COP'S CRYING AND IT SAYS "DO YOUR WORST, SCHOOL SHOOTERS,,, WE'LL JUST RUN AWAY" AND DA SKALETON IS IN FRONT OF DA RUINS OF AN AMERICAN CITY, WITH EVERYTHING CRUMBLING AROUND THEM BUT THERE STILL EXPECTED TO GO TO WORK AND SMILE THE WHOLE TIME ,AND NOW EVERY ONES ALWAYS SICK, AND YOU CANT JUST DO YOUR JOB YOU HAVE TO PRETENT YOUR USING "A.I" WHICH IS AN APP THAT COSTS MORE THAN A HUMAN EMPLOYEE AND BURNS DOWN A FOREST EVERY TIME IT MAKES 1 LINE OF CODE , AND DA TEXT OF THE GRAPHIC IS "THE APOCALYPSE WAS SPUPOSE TO HAPPEN FAST AND WE COULD STOP GOING TO WORK, BUT HERE WE FUCKEN ARE, NO MUSHROOM CLOUD, JUST $17 HAMBURGERS AND A BOSS WHO THINKS A CHAT BOT IS A LITTLE GUY WHO LIVES IN SIDE YOUR COMPUTER, HE WILL FIRE YOU IF YOU DONT TALK TO THE CHAT BOT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

THE POCALYPSE NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN

step aside hot girl summer

So, 10 hours in, Final Fantasy II is just "go here, now back to Altair! Now go here, now back to Altair!"

I do this with general relativity and mathematical logic

We got to see and meet Pauly Shore tonight and he's very kind

It's rare to find people who get it

My girlfriend understands how bad crowds and groups of people really mess with my head and it just means so much for someone to recognize that and be okay with it when I don't want to be in that scenario.

Can't forget Jimothy though

Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"

If I was at chernobyl I wouldv stopped it... Rip to your grandma but I'm different

Rip to your grandma but I'm different

I did once but I'm different

Took one drag off my girlfriend's vape yesterday and now I'm addicted to meth

5 Memories too Make u feel old af

Clapping 👏🏿 on 👏🏿 each 👏🏿word 👏🏿 makes 👏🏿 you 👏🏿 look 👏🏿 like 👏🏿 the 👏🏿 trashy 👏🏿 guest 👏🏿 on 👏🏿 Jerry 👏🏿 Springer 👏🏿👏🏿

Go back inside.

Everyone outside is annoying because I'm the only one who should be outside