we all know I have no life, so:

A simple tincture with juice of the lemon will ensure you don’t get scurvy. Everyone keeps saying this.

When the train across the platform
waits until my train’s doors open to pull away, I take that personally.

Record Store Weekend

Handing each attendee at my business meeting a goodie bag as they leave the conference room.

heartwarming video of astronaut Christina Koch greeting her dog for the first time after returning from space. the pup can be seen snarling, back arched, before scampering to its word buttons and pressing "IMPOSTOR" repeatedly, then "FALSE. SKIN. FALSE. SKIN." several times

First as tragedy, then as farce, then as Netflix reboot of the farce where the jokes don't really land

You're trying to concentrate on an Italian string quarter play Locatelli's C major in the governor's music room in Port Mahon and this MF won't stop tapping his fucking feet

Excited to finally say more than just "making a board game"! It's called Dungeon Deck and I'm very excited about it. 20min.co/dungeondeck

Little Women modern day:

Chapter 3: Jo’s Wattpad romance gets optioned as a movie
Chapter 9: Amy‘s art of Sonic the Hedgehog is mocked online
Chapter 22: Meg marries an influencer but resents his low follower count
Chapter 35: Beth dies of scarlet fever after trying to treat it with dog medicine

Wikipedia Gacha card for Korn’s 2003 album Take a Look in the Mirror, with an ATK of 5553 that was previously format-defining.

Unreal that Ricky Martin strategies continue to be so powerful. This card is going to warp the meta away from Korn-based decks and dare I say, almost all nü metal aggro strategies are dead in the water.

“Recently invented syrups” will stay with me through my lifetime.

in line at the movie theater and the concessions guy asked a lady in front of me about her least favorite of this year’s oscar noms. she laid into F1. “worst movie i’ve seen in years! unbearable!” then the guy from the ticket counter SPRINTED down the hall and shouted in her face “F1 MADE ME CRY!”

Annihilation (Alex Garland, 2018)

Don Draper getting wasted at the bar.

coworker told me MGMT was "a little before my time."

It was not until the credits rolled that I put together that the two characters were called Arco & Iris… Or arcoíris (🌈) in Spanish.

sweden is so scary. at any moment you might be subjected to electro-swing music against your will

Who’s out here bragging about an ICQ number higher than six digits? smh

How It's Made is a hit in our household. Anything food-related is usually the highlight of the episode.

The metagame we play is trying to guess how much that specific item is worth.

DVD cover of the PBS cooking series The Complete Pépin in a palette of burgundy, green, orange, and blue

Picture of a sock with a similar color palette

Might make a statement and wear my Complete Pépin socks tomorrow.

Important to get the shape of the fo'c'sle right.

fruit of the loom’s 12 oz cotton jersey “suit pack.”

the suit itself looks to be a navy double breasted jacket and pleated trousers.

two men modeling the suit in question. looks a little overly relaxed to me but, hey, it came in a pack.

japanese menswear technology is going places the american mind can’t even fathom

Always referred to it as the Portal cow swamp, due to the trunk’s coloring.

If it was a good or better corral, perhaps they would not have resorted to a gunfight to settle their differences.

sometimes I discover in the morning that an airpod is not recharged despite being in its little bed all night, and I'm like we are not so different you and I

If you forgot to pack the dosage cup for your kid’s antibiotic, a disposable half and half cup from the hotel’s coffee station will do in a pinch.

generative AI out there performing tasks in return for 40 gallons of water and yer first born heir that i can do for a bite of a ham sandwich and a dixie cup of water. what a timeline.

writing online is having a little devil on your shoulder showing you that of the 10000000 eyeballs passing over you, 1 bothered to give it a heart. making things for the real world is knowing that you have put a message in a bottle and letting the heavenly ocean carry that part of you away forever.

Hollywood Reporter headline: Harmony Korine Avoids Books, Doesn’t See Movies and Thinks AI Is the Art Form That Holds the Most Promise The provocateur director is feeling his artistic oats. It's just that the art isn't cinema. Below is a photo of Harmony Korine attending the premiere of his last film two years ago, which garnered 4.7 stars (out of 10) on the we site IMDB.com

This is maybe the best PSA for ensuring you read plenty and see lots of movies.