when stuetzle finally scores it's gonna be because he put a hole through andersen's chest

47 minutes of impeccable rule-following hockey before that OT penalty shot btw

me frantically closing popup windows to get the stream back

NHL officials are narcissists

just tell brady that kash patel is waiting in the change room and this thing will be over in no time

calming myself down by thinking of all of the beautiful adjectives an english soccer commentator would use to describe ullmark's performance tonight

wow i sure hate this

lmaooo

fans in raleigh are starting to get restless as the realization sinks in that this is not in fact a monster truck show

not the leafs round zero clips 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

yah in the spot where it used to say 'conn smythe'

rod brind'amour is gonna do so many pushups at intermission

have you tried taking shots at the other team's net @senators

tkachuk doing leadership from the penalty box as usual

sens win the cup if timmy scores that tbh

'rock you like a 'hurricane'? a little on the nose, don't you think?' — in-game experience snob

jordan pickford standing with his little T-rex arms at his sides while a 100th minute corner flies toward his 6 yard box has saved my weekend

good morning

whoever made this AI hockey video did a pretty convincing job but showing fred andersen being good at goalie is a dead giveaway

by having their captain fight off the opening face off the senators really gained an edge on the hurricanes, who really gained an edge on the senators by having their captain fight off the opening faceoff

very smart to start the playoffs with one of your best players purposely sitting out the first 5 minutes

also he sucks at this

this poor anthem singer can’t even afford matching shoes ☹️

thought of this at 5 am

i don't own any sens shirts anymore so i'm wearing a t-shirt with a picture on it of the natural enemy of the hurricane, a tree

meanwhile on bluesky

also these are the captions which i assume is because americans can’t read

lmao the guy just yelled ‘take that ref’ after the SHG

stuck with the NJ commentators and they’re almost as whiny as detroit’s

hbd to you and also my buddy brendan and also brendan's kid