Thread about socialism: exists
some guy randomly and without any connection to any previous point: YES BUT COMMUNISM IS TERRIBLE

o...ok. not what we were talking about man.

our heater died last year for a few weeks in winter, and I'm pretty sure a Victorian child would eat your Doritos after stabbing you with a shiv and making fun of you while you died. "ooo oy nacho cheese 'isten 'ere guvnah I just drank lead while watching a dog eat rats for fun"

One of the suckiest things of the 20's thus far is the constant stress caused by reading 80% of the news and going "well, that's going to bite us in the ass sooner or later" and just waiting for the other shoe to drop.

I don't believe they're a Death Cult trying to exterminate all life so The Sha'va'kai can run free and lawless, but if they were they'd act exactly the same

I never had them, but Rocky Mountain Oysters are probably our own local "why??" Food.

As if a car could stop a Grimace.

Just getting your Corolla destroyed, and as you bleed in your car seat, Grimace looks at you and in a JK Simmons voice just says "Pathetic". And walks into darkness

Aliens are real, and have visited Earth, but they're only here to talk to the ants and/or fungi.

I have three seasons of a Buckaroo Bonzai prestige TV miniseries planned out.

"How many timeliness did you see?"
"14 million"
"How many do we win?"
"One. We'll, two, but you become a real jerk, Tony"

"OH no--a SUPER SECRET SIBLING THAT'S EVEN SMARTER!!"

like...no one at the BBC slap him?? At any point???

Klaatu, Barada, Nikto

Media has become a core element of our culture. It's closer to polytheism in my opinion--so some people need to go all hard-core reformist because they built their life around a thing and now thing changed

Really? Not "Impeach every single one of these guys in a glorious day that will be remembered for all time?"

you need to dream a bit bigger my boy.

My coffee maker made coffee faster than my body is even capable of boiling water where's it's gold star?!

there's a name for the "Wow the set up of this movie sounds awesome but we're just gonna do a cheaper post-apocalypse in the wilderness somewhere" genre right?

Reign of fire, Azrael?

...ok i can see it.

So this makes the lightsaber vwoomy vweriirrrr noises too, right?

"The Hunt for Bigfoot 5: Bigfoot in Space" will be the worst movie of the entire decade

This is a fantastic Terrible Movie/ttrpg/Call of Cthulhu idea. A team of people forced to go by the insurance company to go find Bigfoot so it can be rewarded/they can "prove" they tried to find him. Obviously they find Bigfoot (or whatever Bigfoot REALLY is) and everything goes pear-shaped.

As a kid, I never understood why Grand Dad always muted all the commercials.

But now? Now I get it.

Someone probably spent 7 million dollars on those. Multiple people in multiple departments looked at the these "8 pound Early 90's CG Animation Nerd Glasses" and said "yes, these are hip and cool and we should build them."

You could probably do one 40's-ish "Heart with Mom" on your ass i think

I'm not a tattoo guy ( I'm allergic to pain), but if I was a tattoo guy I think a full body "dotted lines of meat cuts like a cow, but my own body" would be pretty sick.

So you're the act one diversion.

"We can't....it left"

our really swanky Deli chain that never had sales is now offering sales.

Also, samples seem to be going away??

*Cap sits down meme* So your CEO has been really really getting into Warhammer 40K...

I was guessing "there's been like, 15 of these things and we're running out of names"

Yes to all this, but I have a theory that LLM AI is just how billionaires think things work--they give a command and then something happens. They don't comprehend the work that goes on to get them what they asked for, or how the laws work around what they're asking.

I know this is impossible but I'd love disposable vacuum cleaners. Like pick up a six pack, get awesome cleaning power for like a month, then give it back to the store for a refund.