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happy jackie robinson day folks

Reverse side of a Jackie Robinson No. 42 jersey with blue numerals. (Milo Stewart Jr./National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum)

The jersey used by the Dodgers to retire Jackie Robinson’s iconic No. 42 in 1972 is preserved in the Hall of Fame’s collection.

Today, every MLB player will wear 42 in celebration of Jackie’s legacy.

Can’t remember the last time the ball left the infield before Garcia’s single. #phillies #mlbsky

The only thing that will tear me away from this today is live baseball.

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BART is already packed with pinstripes at 10:45 am. Love to see it. #MLBSky

Convinced that nothing could unite Americans until I saw the Uniqlo Field sign.

Finally, something we can all hate together. #MLBSky #BaseballSky

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Play ball!

nigel farage tweet: The Bank of England is replacing Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver on our bank notes. This is the definition of woke.

i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of “woke”

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What is the purpose of these soap dispensers? To make you pump them 47 times just so you can walk out with the same amount of germs you walked in with, but now also a pulled muscle?

Sign in window reads “Sorry we are closed today due to short people. We will be back on Wednesday.”

Randy Newman: *nods approvingly*

IT WASN'T EVEN BLUE CRAB. *shudders in Marylander*

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

Opened today’s therapy sesh with “I hope you brought some Dramamine because this is gonna be quite a ride” and I am shocked—SHOCKED—that my therapist’s response wasn’t “we’re done here, obviously you are fully healed and also the funniest person I’ve ever met.”

Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

No Kings is projected on to a mountainside above the town’s lights

Davos, Switzerland, the World Economic Forum.

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If those drugs were performance-enhancing, I’d hate to see the control group.

If I were supreme ruler of all things lexical (a word I just looked up), I would outlaw the use of the word "unfortunately." I have spoken.

I would definitely buy a Bostoo Yook Yarters Cubs hat, though.

Supreme Court oral argument this morning, in sum

Sotomayor: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (derogatory)

Gorsuch: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (complimentary)

Scene from The Naked Gun where a buick runs over a fielder ranging back for a ball.

You want more balls dropping in the outfield? Here's your answer.

Cannonball Titcomb

Brandon Walsh would hate Trump’s tariffs.

How to Write 100,000 Words Per Day, Every Day Most people don’t believe me when I tell them I write 100,000 words every day of my life. If I’m being totally honest, 100,000 is probably just a b...

"Life is about decisions. Either you write 100,000 words a day or you meet people and develop ties of affection. You can’t do both."

I loved so many parts of the 2025 World Series, but I think my favorite is knowing Kiké's pitching helmet made the trip to Toronto.

College ball at Eckerd? Let's hope he doesn't bring that 17.2 winning percentage to Baltimore. Could they not get a Tampa grad? 😏 #gospartans

Who the hell is Craig Albernaz

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U up? #worldseries

Joe Davis has so much makeup on I’m shocked Fox News hasn’t accused him of destroying Western civilization yet. #alcs

I’m prepared to get my heart broken again but please please please don’t do it in the powder blues #phillies