I’m taking a T break during 4/20 🥲

I think I see a bicep vein appearing???

Now I gotta call in and deal with this bullshit ugh

One of my dumbfuck alcoholic MAGA roommates woke my ass up bc he’s listening to country music and singing. Asked him politely to turn it down and he got all lippy with me and proceeds to storm upstairs and knock on my door demanding to talk. The fuck?? Don’t fuck with me?

Went to the ballet tonight with an absolute cutie 😁

On my knees

a woman is standing in the doorway of a building with water coming out of the door . ALT: a woman is standing in the doorway of a building with water coming out of the door .

This guy I’m talking to is so hot, and then he tells me he’s an environmental scientist???!

I wanna dance shirtless in a room full of sweaty men to techno music

Obsessed with this guy on Scruff who invited me to hanky night and keeps calling me a bear cub.

Eating this much makes me wanna frow upppp

Based on my interactions with some folks lately, you’d think there’s a rumor about me or something going around. Idk what to make of it

Making some more life changes:
-Taking a break from weed for the next couple months
-No League before 7PM

Discipline!

I was considering PACU!

Hmm idk if I wanna be doing 12 hour shifts anymore!

Just made plans to go to the casino with my hot straight roommate 😛😛😛😛😛🧧‼️‼️‼️

I didn’t even see who said it 😓 just heard it from across the way

So cool when one of my female colleagues says “faggot” not one, but three times, while recounting a story with a patient. Idc if it’s what the patient said, you really have no business saying that, let alone in the workplace! And it’s like 730 in the morning!!

Sometimes I forget about Easter

Planet Fitness closes at 1 on Sundays?!? Wtf!!

I lowkey love climbing into bed feeling exhausted and sore from the day. A massage would be the perfect thing rn

🥰 getting there!

This summer will be the best yet I can feel it

Support dif ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m collecting gay residents at this hospital like the infinity stones

Sleepy boi

Dude I cannot stand aggressive drivers like watch me kill you and myself with this brake check if you don’t get off my ass

😭

Feeling like I need to rearrange my bedroom. But how…

I found the most magical house track yesterday ☀️

I wanna be a big boi but also skinny