Jeg har muligvis en ekstra billet til udebanetribunen, hvis nogen mangler. #sjevff #sldk

Hvis man ikke kan genkende Rollo & King, så er der vist noget galt med hørelsen. #sldk

“He’s not a war hero. He is a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured.” -- President Donald J Trump, July 18, 2015

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right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

Jeg elsker det her. I anledning af VFF’s jubilæum døber man indgangene efter tidligere koryfæer. Vi lægger ud med Hermann Brügmann.

Kunne hun ikke have givet et ur? #kongqurs 💸

Our latest on the Orban System: how a dozen or so businessmen closely tied to the Hungarian premier hit gold from state contracts when he took over www.ft.com/content/70c2...

Report that the Catholic Cardinal of Jerusalem has been prevented from celebrating Palm Sunday mass for the first time in centuries by the Israeli police.

This looks grim. But it’s also an interesting test for all the grifters who use the meaningless phrase ‘Judeo-Christian values’ as a euphemism for hatred of Muslims.

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

Har ikke selv stemt på Alternativet, men pt. er der ét mandat mellem et parti, der går ind for dyrevelfærd og ubetinget grøn omstilling og så et parti, der tror, at der var 5G-chips i din vaccine og at eliten styrer pøblen gennem chemtrails. Det er dét Danmark, jeg kender. #dkpol

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Jeg stemmer på Jalal som ydmygelsesminister

Jeg venter stadig på, at klubben smider nogle af hans driblesekvenser på youtube eller lignende 🥳

Og Sami Jalal. Klart kampen spiller. Sikke en udviklingen, næsten som at se Serginho - bare med disciplin og øje for holdet. Han bliver helt vild. #sldk

At today's average gas prices, Americans are spending ~2.9% of their paycheck on filling up. A decent change in consumer behavior happens at ~3-3.25% (roughly $4/gal), but really snarls demand at 4%. By 5%, Americans are busting out the bikes.

Det er ønsketænkning i Danmark 😢 #poldk

Higher gasoline and diesel prices are now costing the U.S. economy half a billion dollars more every single day (and rising) versus three weeks ago. A staggering rise and near record-setting.

But he’s already won. And he doesn’t need any help. He literally said so.

Man bliver altid glad for at læse Mads Wehlast.
Hvis man ikke har det som arbejde at se fodbold, og skal køre fra Brøndby til Viborg, så er man hjemme omkring kl 02 natten til mandag.
"... og russerne går altså ikke hjem" #sldk #bifvff

can this be a solution?

I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public.

I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are.

1/ Here's what I can share:

Top ten largest increases in average diesel price by state from a week ago

Hitting desalination plants is so bad. Not just evil but strategically incomprehensible. Without desalination 75% of the entire population of the Middle East will be refugees. Israel and Kuwait depend on desalination for 90% of their water and other Middle East states aren’t far behind.

Jeg har ikke noget problem med en formuebeskatning, men det skal bygges rigtigt.
Fx hvis en iværksætter låner penge mod sikkerhed i sin virksomhed, så er det i min verden fair at beskatte som en formue (alternativt skal det beskattes som personindkomst).

Jeg har kæmpe respekt for Linak og Danfoss. De har nogle ejere, som virkelig vil deres lokale miljøer.

Jeg har også ondt af iværksættere, som ikke har trukket en krone ud af deres virksomhed, men bliver beskattet af at virksomheden stiger i værdi.

A lot of people say AI isn't very good for the world and its outputs are routinely unreliable, but these haters fail to see how it's revolutionizing how we incinerate schoolchildren.

Hvorfor har du en kattebakke på bordet?!

No half-sentient person would trust Trump with a barbecue, and here we are watching him start a war to distract from his weapons grade depravity & incompetence.

The sheer scale of the corruption - announced just today - is astounding and shameful.

Hov, der skulle bare have stået 'poste'. Jeg ved ikke, hvordan det andet sneg sig ind!