I'll be for real, I think my undertale interest is finally dying at the worst time.

(( maybe I should return to twitter first. I've noticed I don't really got much to practice for here.

* just threw a rock at nightmares window. decided to try and get one of my teammates killed for fun today.

* cool as it'd be, nah. but I don't need him to have some fun.

* when I address my target audience, that doesn't mean the people who enjoy me.

* means the people I've got a target on next.

* i suppose i'm the sole alternate sans here.

* aside from my boss, of course, but when are you gonna see him?

* i suppose that's true. after a long sleep, nothing i'd like more to do.

* with that whack-ass face, I doubt there's gonna be any beauty coming out of there.

* my loyal twenty followers. give me someone to interact with. preferably someone afraid of death.

* apparently, the creators hated my handle, so I changed it to an equally good one.

* maybe you aren't so bad, after all.

* I thought this place would've changed majorly. looks like I was wrong.

* if there's one thing that won't ever change, that's me.

* public execution.

yeah. and this time they're not broken, so you can see all of them.

* by the way, I don't really know what "canon" means, but this account is now canon.

* I say while taking all credit because I carried my team.

* just killed another au, feeling good.

* I totally could be one if I didnt take a break for 6 months

* say, you look like something I've seen before.

* aren't you from that one science lab? what, black mesa?

* I've been informed it's been a while, huh?

* can't get rid of me, though. unlike that purple dude, I've got originality coming back.

* talk about a nightmare, huh?

* feels like I've been asleep for 6 months. oh, wait.

* heya. you caught me about to eat this really delicious hyperealistic burger.

* you may be wondering what I'm doing here. this is the noncanon zone.

everything here is noncanon to main ptwt killer btw

(( I might make this place an excuse to bring back killer for specifically this place until I decide to bring him back to ptwt.

[ * 𝑆𝑇𝐴𝑌 𝑂𝐹𝐹 𝐸𝑉𝐸𝑅𝑌𝑂𝑁𝐸'𝑆 𝐷𝐴𝑀𝑁 𝑃𝐻𝑂𝑁𝐸 𝑂𝑅 𝐼'𝑀 𝐺𝑂𝐼𝑁𝐺 𝑇𝑂 𝑅𝐼𝑃 𝑂𝐹𝐹 𝐴𝐿𝐿 𝑌𝑂𝑈𝑅 𝐿𝐼𝑀𝐵𝑆! ]

[ * last post before I leave for (probably) at least a couple months before I decide to take over again completely. ]

[ * make sure to spread word about how cool killer is to your friends and family. ]

[ * I'm going on vacation. and by that, I mean nightmare is preventing my internet access. ]

(( aight

* if you're worried where I've been, nightmare broke my phone.

* hope you guys didn't miss me too much. took this time as a chance to grab this guy's account for a post.

* I don't really know if I can transfer temporarily ownership of my killing machine son, but I'm giving him to the owner of this account.

* later, losers.

[ You got a note that reads. . ]