Seeing takes that Hegseth “fails to understand even the most basic concepts from Sun Tzu.” But this is a misunderstanding of the Art of War - it is NOT about war! It’s about being a successful entrepreneur. If you want to be good at warfighting you read things like Art of the Deal & 4-Hour Workweek
Spent Saturday with President Obama and New York's Cutest — turns out my first name is Mayor and I need to be doing more squats.
Here’s to building a City where families can thrive and every classroom is full of this much joy.
“Those who support ensuring that the character of the state remains “Jewish” by any means necessary should have to say so publicly, even if that means admitting that they would endorse the use of brutality and violence.”
It is fundamentally dishonest and completely delusional to be going around saying "ah, someone is not technically correct about their reason for disliking AI! AI skepticism is therefore very much like the anti-vax movement!" Go fall in a hole
A) Absolutely idiotic to claim men don’t have paternal/nurturing instincts & this person should work that shit out in therapy
B) who tf is she?
C) It is so fucking debilitating trying to parent without enormous resources in this country & you get shit talked constantly for not doing well enough
Wild to keep hearing anti-AI sentiment described as an "echo chamber" by people who pretend there's never been a coercive dogshit marketing campaign actively pissing people off about it for two years or any no-opt-out half-baked shovelware making everyone's PCs and phones worse
I will be on @maddow.bsky.social’s show tonight to talk about InfoWars. Unlike the site’s current proprietor, I am not presently shirtless.
horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…
I, personally, am here for discovery
She is awful and should be fired but man that is three women out of the Cabinet and not a single guy
I fully expect him to be able to pull off the morbid, sorrowful horror of the whole thing that’s kind of his deal!
Like he’d be my first choice for someone to make this and the property is vague and weird enough that they can kind of do anything they want with it story wise
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.
We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.
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Benny Johnson to Rep. Gill: "Yo Brandon, what up G?"
Look I’ll be real:
I really like the idea of an Alex Garland Elden Ring movie
There's a war on for your mind.
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Hell yeah, live deliciously my dude
Wow ok so they’re in love not “into them” and it’s this kind of dismissive tone that causes me to have to bring it up so much
Oh ok so it’s “weird” to name my shoes and talk about how they used to be married then had an amicable divorce but now they still live and work together?
I trusted you. How could you betray me (al)Fredo?
We have a warrant for your arrest based on a very reliable sauce of information
Buddy ME TOO
I can’t explain why but:
“And Fry, you’ve got that brain thing!”
That’s no moon
(Touches earpiece)
Dril meme edited to read: wint @dril ... turning a big dial taht says "I hate you and everything bad is your fault not mine” on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
Didn’t expect strong Morbo vibes from Maya Angelou but honestly that was my own foolish presumption
I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again
Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited
You watch Jon Ossoff speak like this about the actual stakes & then you watch Andy Beshear speak about Funny Words, & the abject poverty of the latter approach to Democratic politics in 2026 is so stark that you don't know whether to laugh or cry about the latter.
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