Caitlyn Jenner Appeals to Trump, Saying She Cannot Travel After Passport Gender Changed to 'Male' Jenner's passport reissued with male gender marker, sparking a personal and political conflict.
you there! fetch my smallest of stringed instruments
I think before you build an Arc de Triomphe you should be able to identify at least un (1) triomphe
Wales: embarrassed raptor* gets trapped on sun deck, has to accept assistance from mere mammal to get back in the air
*possibly a red kite?
Jfc.
It will never stop pissing me off how much trump is going to walk away from this presidency as a “real” billionaire in a way he never was before, and it is going to be solely because of the public office
Squirrel the sheep one of the happiest sheep I know
Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.
A belted galloway cow walking into the mist, towards a bold, unpredictable future.
“So it was, on that misty morning, that Brenda set off for the capital. She knew not what she would find there, only that the time had come to move on - away from small-minded rural attitudes and people who called her ‘Oreo’ and ‘the wide panda’ - to seek a more fulfilling life.”
burn it all down.
There is now a massive street party with huge crowds dancing in Budapest. Hugs, tears and bottles opening. Orban is gone, Peter Magyar took power
jd vance at the donut shop saying “just whatever makes sense”
jd vance negotiating with Iran
If I never have to read some person saying "what happened to innocent until proven guilty" about why some guy should still be elected to one of the most powerful positions in the country despite numerous sexual assault allegations it will be too soon
we don’t owe the “why didn’t she report it” crowd a single response
Kennedy canceled $500 million in mRNA research and announced no new mRNA projects will ever be initiated—killing the technology that produced the fastest vaccine rollout in human history.
I hate when fantasy films I made a long time ago begin to come true in real life.
Omg I have to wash my emotional support sweater lol I got toothpaste on it 😩 I actually tried to order another one but they are out of my size in the other color I want.. I mean they’ll get more eventually but STILL I AM SLIGHTLY UPSET
This is Capitu. She has always wanted to be in a band. Had no idea joining one would be this easy. 13/10 (TT: capitucao)
Happy Friday from the Branch Manager
Zohran Mamdani and the NYC Department of Consumer and Worker Protection have announced a "Click to Cancel" rule.
The rule would make NYC the first city in the nation to ban subscription traps and force companies to make it just as easy to cancel subscriptions as it is to enroll.
a cartoon of a union army soldier drinking a water machine jug of rebel tears, against a painting of union army troops marching past a burning atlanta
happy confederate surrender day to all
It is truly remarkable that after the Vietnam War, after the Afghanistan War, after a catalogue of US military failures in the post 1945 world, people claiming to be serious analysts are saying because the US dropped alot of bombs it won this war.
It did not.
a joyful golden retriever mid-sprint through green grass under a canopy of pink cherry blossoms
i feel like you all need this
Pookie stretched out on a red rug with his front paws in the air
Pookie stretching out. His back feet are pointed straight up and front paws out way in front of him and he's drawn up into a crescent shape.
Pookie asleep on his back with his mouth open. All four paws are in the air
Pookie on the orange couch. His head is on his back paws and his front paws above his head
Sprawling Pookie collection
"Trump is openly threatening collective punishment, targeting not the Iranian military but the Iranian people," Kenneth Roth former director of Human Rights Watch.
"Attacking civilians is a war crime. So is making threats with the aim of terrorizing the civilian population."
The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon
This is your president, the Shithead-in-Chief.
Do horses want cake? We conducted an investigation into statements published by @bencollins.bsky.social in the print edition of @theonion.com.
Thousands packed Dolores Park on April 5 for the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence’s 47th annual Hunky Jesus celebration — a decades-old gathering of creatively reimagined Jesuses and Foxy Marys.
A 3D lamb cake with a jellybean nose and very, very large candy eyes. It looks traumatized.
Meet this year’s Easter lamb cake, who has seen some things.
theyre all wearing maga hats
