Iran just reportedly hit an Oracle data center in Dubai and i can't stop thinking about how good it would feel to see my tax dollars spent firing Tomahawk cruise missiles at data centers.
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i did not make this up. this is an actual screenshot, from right now.
imagine the Pope personally calling you a fake bitch who's going to hell lol
Charlie Day wants to make a ‘Luigi’s Mansion’ spinoff movie 🟢
“It’s such a fun game”
“If they do it, I’m in”
(via Screenrant)
All the lil zombie guys so far
Surely not! Corruption in Trumpland?!
Me last night: I should get up early so I can use this entire free day to play FF6 since my partner is out of town.
8am: Gets up.
7pm: Still haven’t turned my PC on.
ADHD is torture.
Indie brainfuck VN aficionados out there like "this game made me feel so bad that if you suffer from suicidal ideation playing it might genuinely be a personal safety risk; I need everyone else to play it immediately."
A newspaper headline from over a century ago, reading: WOMEN ANARCHISTS HAVE BECOME THE TERROR OF WORLDS POLICE Their Daring Crimes Are Said to Have Out- stripped the Deeds of Brothers of the Red Search for the Woman is Becoming a Safe Rule in Crimes Proceeding From Anarchistic Violence—The Guardians of the World Nearly Always Finda Woman Implicated When a Ruler is Stricken Down—Emotional Women Lose Sense of Fear.
Happy International Women's Day. 🏴
teewatterss on Threads: “losing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar”
10/10 take. no notes
Resident Evil The Book, the first official translation of ancilliary resident evil lore, features some of the greatest characterisation for Chris Redfield i have ever seen
the part 3 preview already made me wince a couple times and i honestly can't wait
before leaving i described castration movie to a friend as "the serious weakness of films" in that it makes me feel gross things in my soul and also is crazy funny sometimes. and uh. i didn't expect part 2 to prove me more right on that
highly recommend & i think stewing in it does so much for it
that was crazy and one of the most brutal film experiences ive had and im so glad i got to share the experience with a couple dozen other people for 5 hours.
fuck dude
seeing the theater you're in in the movie you're watching at that theater feels very silly & a lil surreal
raccoon girlfriend🦝
raccoon girlfriend🦝
a werewolf in front of a house wearing a ‘BE MINE’ heart and holding a sign that reads ‘THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE’ above a photo of bad bunny
a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."
A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
gave a gamer guy a hickey, call me the mark applier, going down on him for hours cause i got that iron lung, spending five nights at freddy's the way i keep coming over, people recognising me at this point i'm saying "hello neighbour!"
Large television showing the boonta eve classic
They got the big game on at the bar
i love pen pen i wish penguins were real and in my house
Screenshot from a game called Soul Sacrifice Delta I’m learning about where your character stands above Dying Rats and is asked to hold L for Save or R for Sacrifice and it shows his hands as he consider this
smt needs to get this swag back
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
I love when I update my phone and everything feels worse afterwards
GHOST IN THE SHELL
