Captain, the Elliott Smith beacon is flashing—we’re headed straight for a depressive episode!

Meme format image of Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly as Corky and Violet in the movie Bound looking smoking hot. Corky leans against Violet possessively while Violet smokes a cigarette, hand on hip. The text on Corky’s body reads “Me” and the text over Violet reads “Sexually charged friendship with an emotionally unavailable male Art hoe”

Just a day in my life as a big breasted bisexual

Two t-shirts displayed on an armchair. The purple shirt on the left depicts a giant naked woman laying on the ground, a tiny naked man squashed happily between her breasts. The gray shirt on the right depicts a nearly-naked woman in a headdress presiding over a gaggle of howling goblins. The woman wields a magic staff. The moon hangs full and golden behind her head, while a vulture and a flock of bats cross the dark sky. Both artworks are by Frank Frazetta.

about to make these t-shirts my entire personality

Librarians should be the only people authorized to create short form video content

I don’t give a FUCK I will like and bookmark every single librarian video on my FYP

Being left handed is like being right handed but sexier

The only conclusion I can draw is that American companies fucking hate their customers and want us to suffer

Let me get this straight…you locked most of your products in jail but you won’t hire enough product jailers to let me access them, and I have to scan my own groceries, and now I get to pay 10 cents for the privilege of a putting them in a bag without any handles

I just went to Vons and they told me they are no longer offering bags with handles “to save cost.” This economic system is so cooked bro

The millennial self-indulgence of listening to a Gogol Bordello album in 2026

We’re so lucky to be alive at the same time as trees. Let’s hear it for trees

Is a dream a lie if it don’t come true or is it something worse!!!

Woke up with Bruce Springsteen’s The River stuck in my head and I’m making it everyone’s problem

As a person of Roman Catholic experience I am physically incapable of telling someone a secret without saying “I have to confess,”

Thank you to @authorsabb.bsky.social heroes @beccacoffindaffer.bsky.social and Ed Underhill, we have some slides that can be shared by anyone about this, with particular reps to target. Let's kill this bill in committee.

Not doing it for the culture

Choosing to become more sexually frustrated, for my art

Oh no I’ve developed a crush on the skinny goth guy I see walking his wiener dog every morning on my way to work. We have never spoken

Text alert that reads “All Clear - Pneumatic Tube System Disruption. Click link for more details.”

I love to receive Important Work Updates

I know what will save the media industry. We need a print magazine focusing on the issues of the lesbian purebred dog owner

natural wine this, natural wine that…what about these heavy naturals

Great now I’m being tailgated by a food delivery robot. FUCK OFF

You know this country is in the toilet because they won’t even allow us the lethe of uninterrupted access to our precious consumer goods

My only consolation is knowing the brain geniuses who came up with this hellish grocery store experience will rot in hell and their children will be the last of their line

“Please sir, my pussy, she’s very sick”

The absolute humiliation of asking a guy to unlock one of those stupid theft prevention glass cabinets so you can buy yeast infection meds

Trying to remember the last time I had sex with someone who doesn’t wear glasses

Opening and closing Le Labo locations in Silverlake at an ever accelerating rate to confuse and disorient the media classes

My actions are not an endorsement