Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."

four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"

Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"

Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

A replica of Thomas the Tank Engine being transported on a large flatbed truck. It’s strapped down in multiple places and the face portion is covered by a large black bag

Thomas gets taken to a black ops site

Charity shops? CD’s are coming back more and more lately, people want to go back to owning their music again rather than relying on streaming. I’ve been enjoying charity shop visits and seeing what I can pick up on different occasions.

Today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you BUY NOW: Prosecco and a ‘wow’ Burlesque show, plus a meal for two

I’ve been singing it this way for years.

Poland PM: 🇵🇱

Someone just caught Artemis II from their flight.

🎥 @aaronburnett

I laughed so hard I dropped my phone into the abyss under the ottoman

A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all

Aesop: I TOLD YOU

A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

holy shit

This is the Platonic ideal of a social media exchange, never again to be equaled or even attempted:

Thank you, Boldsea! 💙

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BBC News: Horse in stable condition after river rescue.

I see what they did there.

Imagine you work your fingers to the bone as a ballboy and some idiot comes along and undoes all your hard work. Fuming.

Out of curiosity, which sites do you recommend?

These dogs. THESE PEOPLE AHHHHHHH

This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal

Limiting location sharing on your devices is a great first step to protect yourself against prying eyes.

Bins, teaching their kids how to cross the road.

everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight

5 geese heads tiled to the side to loop up

close up of two geese doing the same

pictured: our geese looking at airplanes

The Wright Museums Instagram page is HILARIOUS. Think The Office but it's the staff at a Museum for Black History. Better believe this is on my list of places to visit.
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org

and now that i can say this with mY full chest, ice and that entire administration.

Absolutely losing my mind over Ava, THE ROCK'S DAUGHTER, quitting WWE despite them offering her a raise to keep working a pretty cushy kayfabe general manager gig and then the day after her contract ends she posts this

This is Frankie. He ran outside like he always does, only to find out his yard had been replaced with a white void. 12/10 (IG: frankiethenorfie)

a poorly drawn cat lying on the ground, some square window like shapes are drawn along its back, making the cat resemble a small bus fused with a cat (or catbus)

an orange cat lying on the floor, a strip of warm sunlight casts rectangular patches across its back, creating the illusion of tiny bus windows and making the cat look like a real life version of catbus

catbus