My Papa was out here looking Persian as hell for no reason

I don’t think anyone’s ready for how earth shattering this summer is shaping up to be

The cheating podiatrist is such a classic, old school househusband. My jaw was on the floor when he couldn’t even deny that he was CURRENTLY CHEATING!!!!!!! Straight to the infamy list

:-)

That’s my apartment!

Out of the house

The auntie scene was so good!!!!!! I’m also just so excited for the dynamic of multiple cast members (and their partners) having gone to high school together it’s one of my favorite dynamics (like Heather and Angie K)

The fact that she lives in the Family Guy town and is a miserable gossip is so charming to me. I see amazing things in RHORI’s future. Also I’m already all in for Liz she’s amazingg

Do you think if I tell my friends I’m considering stanning a horrible bitch named Jo-Ellen they will believe me

The government loses yet another case against protesters/bystanders accused of assaulting federal officers during ICE raids and protests in California last summer

The pedophile king of the United States staring glumly at The Button.

Fire Coming out of the Monkey's Head

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Guy who’s definitely going to win power and restore democracy by posting on substack voice:

It’s cryangle at work Friday

i ordinarily don’t approve of sephiroth posting from senators but i have every confidence that wyden intends every word

#BackAtIt

Tom just compared JFK to Feyd Rautha. This is why you marry a man with a masters degree.

Entranced by his whole vibe

Collecting Austin Reaves hand holding images

Today’s hypochondria fixation is *spins the wheel* my spleen, that is definitely enlarged and rupturing as we speak

“Instead of going to work, you could always sleep on the couch with Nimbus”

I’ve got being a miserable wage slave until 5:00, followed by Gelli Haha tour kickoff show at 8:00 #HeavenOrLasVegas

JFK didn’t kill himself for no reason. Remember that.

I hope you think of me as a horrible little prince

It goes crazy, ill be honest

Pear vodka and diet root beer. Watching Legion (2010).

#StillHers

BREAKING: elon musk found dead with his dick in a gatorade bottle

well that was easy