Championship level parking.

I always park like a Champion.

Last night.

Fall on the Hill.

Last fall.

Welcome to DC.

Right turn from the left lane.

Always right on red. Sometimes left and red.

As someone who lives in Maryland and who sends their kids to DC Public Schools, can someone explain this whole bike lane thing to me?

Right turn from the left lane.

Excuse me?

When it snows in DC you can ignore Stop Signs. You can also do it when it isn’t snowing.

Sure, just as long as I can still park on the sidewalk.

Courtesy is a sign of weakness.