been thinking about this all day

A Tomodachi Life screenshot where Dr. Robby from The Pitt asks, “Fenris, how much do you know about putting your hands in people?”

Fenris from Dragon Age 2 (in an emo outfit) respond, “Oh? Like, SO MUCH!”

Should have gone to bed hours ago but how could anyone while playing a game this good

She'll love you... to death!

Evil Dead Yearn

Someone has written "I love Soho House & Co for posting this brutally honest, refreshingly not AI-generated job description for a GM role in NYC. Physical requirements follow 💪: Must be able to seize, grasp, turn and hold objects with hands. Must be able to work on your feet for at least 8 hours. Fast paced movements are required to go from one part of the club to others. Must be able to move, pull, carry, or lift at least 40 pounds. Must be able to work in front of a computer screen for up to 5 hours per day. Occasionally kneel, bend, crouch and climb as required."

Meanwhile on Linkedin, someone with the title of "global creative executive" is over-the-top impressed by a list of job requirements shared by literally every restaurant and bar in America

damn i gotta up my (literal) game

lol remember when glenn beck left fox news and then left the republican party a few years later because he was pissed about trump and then tried to pivot to a more centrist audience and it didn't work and now you never heard about him at all anymore? anywho

Me: by the end of this year I will have officially lived in New York City longer than anywhere else and that makes me a real New Yorker
Brice Springsteen: Good evening New Jersey
Me: EEEEEE THATS ME

Tomodachi Life screenshot of Haruka and Michiru posed like old money aristocrats

I’ve become too powerful

Tomodachi life screenshot where Aunt Gladys is falling in love with Scott Pilgrim

Uh oh this won’t end Well

A person being stretched apart with arms representing war, news, career, relationships, finances, and beauty standards Text on the bottom that says damn why am I so tired

Just another stress doodle. Hoping to not break Bluesky again.

when am i gonna learn that allergy medication doesn't do anything but make me stupider

Tomadochi Life Liz Lemon says “I’ve been super into having it all lately”

Sailor Pluto responds, “we should hang out sometime and do that!”

Worth every goddamn penny

She’s planning to teach him everything she knows about television

Liz Lemon and Astarion from Baldur’s Gate 3 are “getting familiar”

Things are going well

My Liz Lemon mii is reaching for a butter cookie

a cookie?? In the middle of the day???

Screenshot from the demo of the new Tomodachi Life game. I made a Mii of Liz Lemon and she is already complaining about wanting food

honestly Who needs Pokopia

What’s fun about this season of Daredevil is that we can go back and forth about whether the show is deliberately trying to map to real-life politics, but one thing they DEFINITELY could not have predicted was how Catholic those politics were gonna get

As much as I agree in the abstract it happened long enough ago that its purely hilarious to me

Everytime a new episode of Daredevil comes out I think about how in the 2000s marvel tried to argue that the characters in its action figure line weren’t representative of human beings (for tax reasons, long story) and the argument against Wilson Fisk‘s humanity was “fuckin’ look at him, he’s huge”

Trump Post of Himself as ‘Jesus’ Includes Strange Horned Creature Not in Original Trump's AI-generate image of himself as Jesus included one not-so-subtle change from the original – swapping out a soldier for a horned creature with wings.

I did find THIS, however, which feels a bit more credible (although the original source got deleted) and is also pretty buck wild www.yahoo.com/news/article...

darth i wanted this to be true because it's very funny but i can't find any proof that the image ever existed before the original X user posted it and he appears to be a horrible racist

every time i see a screenshot from pragmata i think "its nice to see m3gan getting work"

Same cat with a paw outstretched, expanding and getting flatter in that way cats do when they’re sleepy. The extension cord is tipped over but otherwise in the same spot

The cat has now laid her head on top of her paw, almost all the way flat.

Aw man now shes getting comfortable

A little black cat on a brown couch, squeezed into a corner behind an extension cord full of chargers

luna could sit next to me on the other couch but no. more Fun to contort

i watched the first season when it came out but then it ended the same way as the book did and i decided i didn't need any more after that

improper use of the red cross symbol is a violation of the geneva convention so this is, quite possibly, the funniest excuse he could have come up with

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

in light of new evidence i have to amend my statement, this new bout of trump vs pope would've killed her probably

hmmm can't help but notice that Toy Story 5 and Hoppers were/are directed by men and wonder if that was a factor

Literally EVERY small business-focused ad tech platform has a tool for "generating AI creative" now and every time I ask them "but what happens if those businesses start facing backlash, the same way Coca-Cola always does when THEY make an AI ad" they just completely dodge the question