they should make bbc gone fishing but like with female comedians cause I would lowk watch that shit

🚨 NEW: No 10 sources say the public will get to see “angry Starmer” in the Commons later today

electronic ear warmers

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

I'm looking for a Pixel Artist in Stockholm for Minecraft.

- On-Site
- Duration: 18 Months

BBC news website 13:20 BREAKING Trump says 'whole civilisation will die tonight' if Iran fails to make deal with US

so this is just normal now

As relevant today
as it was back then.

*Unofficial remake, not official GBR/DfT comms.

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fellas, it took him 2 years, but he finally said it

have you seen the new supply chain vuln? don't update tubu. it's literally on heebee. they got poodee's deps. they infiltrated dippy. roll back weeno. disable scripts in ~/.gumpyrc. it's in poob. do not install poob. do not update poob. uninstall poob right now. poob has it in for you.

minecraft modding has peaked

I like this account

can we just keep BST permanently after this please daylight savings sucks

I dont feel so bad about buying too many percy pigs now

underrated english word of the day: Thus
it's like a compact version of 'and therefore' that sounds a lot less clunky

Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Screams, ‘Fuck! I’m Dying!’ WASHINGTON—Further fueling speculation that the commander-in-chief might have undisclosed medical conditions, rumors regarding President Trump’s health swirled Friday after he screamed, “Fuck! I’m dyi...

“Fuck! I’m dying!” during a press conference. “Fuck! I’m fucking dying! Oh God, it hurts! Ahhhhhhh!” Trump said in response to a question about the ongoing war in Iran

One vibrant male Northern cardinal deserves another. #CardinalDsy 🪶 #BackyardBirds #RainyDay

📸 Northern cardinal: Cardinalis cardinalis

power assisted doors were a scam made by Big Electricity to sell more motors. no one seriously went "ah yes when I push the door it should resist pushing and instead open painfully slowly"

if you're a queer or trans independent artist this post is your sign that you will get a paid job this year ❤️❤️

the glaswegians ran out of things to deep fry so they deep fried themselves. but seriously though how does this keep happening??

hi!

if you know how to make video games and obsessively like music, i might like your help with a project of mine.

this is really vague on purpose i don't really know what to do

the greens being ahead of labour in the polls means they'll get representative air time on the BBC right? ...right?

Sky news notification with a photo of Farage and Polanski: "They are miles apart politically, but there is one thing Farage and Polanski have in common - anal..." The text is cut off like that. Not my fault, reader.

Obligatory:

Jeff goldblum saying “you did it you crazy son of a bitch you did it”

@zackpolanski.bsky.social 💚🙌

if you're ever bored just watch jonty.co.uk/camjam with the benny hill music in the background. every couple of minutes or so something insane will happen and it'll be the funniest thing ever.

These two women are suing Andrew Tate, alleging he raped them. Here they visit the social media companies that created Tate. Please share.

*one voice altered to disguise identity

Cheering crowd outside the royal courts of justice! Wow, good news from a British court??! What is this feeling??

"Ignore the smears"
- Wes Streeting, after showing me inside his home

I hate narcissism, but if you argue in youtube comments, I WILL view you as inferior to me. I don't mind people who reply to one comment, but if you've started a whole reply chain, you shouldn't be allowed on a computer.

The Britta "I can excuse..." meme. It is a screenshot of Britta from community, a blonde white woman sitting at a large table facing the camera and saying: "I can excuse Paedophilia and corruption but I draw the line at being left wing."

Every remaining Labour Supporter: