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Posts by Rick Jansen 🍉

The shoe! 🤭

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This man never gives you a straight answer.

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De vieze pukkels niet..

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“en VVD-leider Dilan Yesilgöz achter zich aan had gekregen”

Moet ie nou blij zijn met die lijzige liegbakvis achter ‘m?

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They’re still available, just more expansive.
Lucky I stocked up before tha war.

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An Invention of Collective Nouns
 
A reckoning of spreadsheets.
A distraction of smartphones.
A prattle of podcasts.
A mispronunciation of scones.
 
A clique of photographers.
A heard of precedents.
An enjambment of
poets. A grope of presidents.
 
A pile of haemorrhoids.
A bunion of personal trainers.
A bout of estimations.
A condescension of mansplainers.
 
A stroke of geniuses.
A spot of adolescents.
An embarrassment of Richards.
A collection correction of pedants.


Brian Bilston

An Invention of Collective Nouns   A reckoning of spreadsheets. A distraction of smartphones. A prattle of podcasts. A mispronunciation of scones.   A clique of photographers. A heard of precedents. An enjambment of poets. A grope of presidents.   A pile of haemorrhoids. A bunion of personal trainers. A bout of estimations. A condescension of mansplainers.   A stroke of geniuses. A spot of adolescents. An embarrassment of Richards. A collection correction of pedants. Brian Bilston

Today’s poem is called ‘An Invention of Collective Nouns’.

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Maar laat neo-nazi Kanye vooral in een vol Gelredome optreden.

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Wat bedoelt u?

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Tijd voor gewoon saai bestuur.

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Het was te verwachten. Jetten is een in de campagne toevallig even omhooggevallen lichtgewicht. #zwabber

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En vd leyen gaat er in. Hup, weg ermee.

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Morten Morland @mortenmorland.bsky.social on #KeirStarmer #OllyRobbins #Mandelson #Starmer @thetimes – political cartoon gallery in London original-political-cartoon.com

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Kaja Kallas blijft in de block.

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Disgusting.

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He does not sound healthy..

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From today's @financialtimes.com #trump #oil #insidertrading

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The American People have gotten what they voted for.
No sympathy at all any more.

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Matt @MattCartoonist on #KeirStarmer #Mandelson #EpsteinFiles @Telegraph – political cartoon gallery in London original-political-cartoon.com

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- Het leven heeft zin -
Oostindische inkt & aquarelverf op papier.
Lees het in ARGUS😛👍
#hetlevenheeftzin #argus #cartoon #kunst #museum

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Tucker Carlson says he regrets backing Donald Trump and is ‘tormented by it’ Podcaster admits he ‘misled’ supporters as his rift with the US president deepens over the Iran war

“we’ll be tormented by it for a long time – I will be,” Tucker Carlson said.

We’ve been tormented by you, indeed.
You can rot and be tormented in Hell.

“sorry for misleading people.
It was not intentional”

Yes it was.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

#TuckerCarlson

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No consequences for murdering thousands of Lebanese civilians, but destroy a statue of Jesus and do jail time.

What a messed-up world!

www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

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- Mens in de kosmos -
Oostindische inkt & aquarelverf op papier

#mensindekosmos #strip #peuken #amsterdam

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Naaaaah! 😜

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Dat is snel 🤭

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“Bart van den Brink zit erbij, zichtbaar nerveus, en turft de voor- en tegenstemmen op een briefje”

Het zich persoonlijk aantrekken lijkt me onverstandig.

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Erwtensoep zou zowiezo strafbaar moeten zijn. 🤢

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Op water.

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Raad van Toezicht kost de belastingbetaler dus een ton voor deze plurkenomroep.

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