A large white waterfowl with orange feet stands in front of a door. On the door is a cardboard sign secured with tape that reads, "DO NOT LET THE DUCK IN." Adding insult to injury, I think the duck might be a goose.
Whatever you do,
a little stack of advance copies of my book, Possession Island
look what i have GOT !!!! this maximalist gothic TREAT is available for PREORDER it has got LESBIAN VAMPIRES in it and also a number of BAD DECISIONS as well as many SEMICOLONS because that's how we ROLL bookshop.org/p/books/poss...
the answer to this question should, however, of course, NATURALLY, be the strangely sweet pumpernickel-adjacent bread from the outback steakhouse
this unhinged fever dream, published in the Atlantic, of all places, gave me a little thrill i think i last felt when i first stumbled upon, i don't know, The Awl, or the prose poem NYMag ran 15 years ago about mosquitoes, or Qooking With Qream in The Hairpin www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
There is currently an edit war happening on Eric Adams's Wikipedia page about whether he is an "American-Albanian politician"
a lovely chicken cutlet covered in sauce and cheese served over rigatoni topped with basil. It’s from a restaurant called PARM for a reason
a chicken parm sandwich, oozing with cheese and sauce. Also from Parm. It looks so good I could cry
still mad at you for naysaying things of such beauty as these
it's just like an entirely different thing there, it's not sunday dinner or red sauce restaurant food there, it's drunk pub food. this is what you order at the bar there instead of buffalo wings
this looks good and all but in THIS HOUSE it’s on a sandwich or over linguine or whatever
this is a hate crime I can’t believe I married someone who is against pasta with chicken parm
need to file for divorce because my Australian spouse is offended by the idea of chicken parm being served over spaghet instead of with fries
i love "oh sorry for freaking you out, i'm not crying, i just sneezed because allergies and now my mascara has been running for the past hour so i keep daubing at my eyes with a tissue" season
had somehow not heard any of the new Robyn but was just in my office cafeteria and what was unmistakably a Robyn song came on and it is indeed "Dopamine" and hot damn this song fucking whips ass, what a banger. i almost want to go to the clerb again
It's crazy to think that amid all the planets encircling all those stars, we probably live on the only one that has penguins or a lemonade that kills you
did not expect that i would be spending so much time tearing up over the moon and astronauts today and yet here we are
this was a really interesting read and now i can't stop thinking of other pieces of media that fit into this trope thereader.mitpress.mit.edu/backrooms-an...
I mostly don't think about it at all but there's a little part of me that thinks "one of us?" wherein "us" is "the people who kept online diaries at the turn of the century and just absolutely never used capital letters"
right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer
in australia we went to go look at some penguins who were undergoing a "catastrophic moult" who looked similarly silly
why am i cryin at the rocketship
an email subject line reads "Jon Hamm on Why Getting Older Beats Being Young in Hollywood - as told to AARP's Movies for Grownups"
1) It's been half a decade since I left media and I still get the weirdest pitches in my personal email inbox
2) not sure when I got on the AARP mailing list but
3) regarding this headline and why Jon Hamm is happy about aging in Hollywood: he's a man, and he looks like Jon Hamm. hope this helps
respectfully, your social media strategy of seemingly AI-generated mass responses to random old posts on here is not a great one
Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended
SO good. a few weeks ago i got one ON A STRAWBERRY FARM and i'm still thinking about it
some sort of Basic Bitch gene has been activated in me and i now regrettably have turned "i love strawberry matcha lattes as a sweet treat" into my entire personality
credit monitoring agencies love to send you the scariest email of your life and then it's that your score dropped by 2 points this week because you bought a thing and the autopay is next week
it's good practice for when you get to the self checkout and it screams "please place your. EXTRA STRENGTH LAXATIVE. in the bagging area. please place your. PLANTAR WART REMOVAL STICKERS. in the bagging area. please place your. HEAVY FLOW TAMPONS. in the
Monday's Weather Rating: 9/10
WE ARE SO BACK!!! High temperatures reach the upper 60s later today with mostly sunny skies, amazingly comfortable dew points and a light breeze. It is time to be extremely outside. The vibes have skyrocketed!!!
loot boxes, blind boxes, labubus, sports, geopolitics, the stock market, i don't know probably you can even throw surge pricing and Shein hauls in there as all related to this somehow
