Doctor to patient: "Try to reduce your stress level, and if you somehow succeed please let me know how in God's name you did it."

I thought this felt relatable

Seriously👇

A piebald male cockatiel in early middle-age angrily bites at the milk in a bowl of cheerios (honey nut, low sugar).

He's not stealing cereal. He is biting milk angrily because I made the cereal soggy.

Cyril the cockatiel getting head scritches.

Cyril the cockatiel getting head scritches.

Cyril the cockatiel getting head scritches.

A very demanding lil baby

Investigating the Good Guys DOJ claims the Southern Poverty Law Center was "paying off" the Ku Klux Klan. The group's track record and common sense suggest otherwise.

A little background on who the Southern Poverty Law Center is and what kind of work they’ve been doing for decades makes it clear that DOJ’s indictment (which is of the center, not of any individuals) is vindictive & malicious, an attack on civil rights work itself. open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...

Are the women back there somewhere? Yes, I think I see them.

Do retail box stores do the same?

They find them more in Northern Ohio. Live in central and don't find them that often. Used to get them while working at Acme on dinner break.

You make sure the human pet stays on task.

Had this happen coming back from airport after family wedding last year. It started sparking before we knew.

Fosse the cockatiel exploring the carpet.

Post the last picture of your pet on your phone! Here is Fosse on the move.

Annie the #cockatiel soggy and wet from a bath

baff c:

🥰 I got a call from a lady who just wanted to thank me for adopting out a cockatiel (Chi Chi) to her years ago. She said she was devastated when her previous cockatiel of 30 years passed and Chi Chi helped carry her through depression.
#hopecore #happycore #birds

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Sun conure cuddling up against my neck.

Sun conure cuddling up against my neck.

The boi a being very cuddly this evening

"The secret to happiness is to spend more time with animals and less time with idiots." ~ #unknown

💙💙💙

“The accumulation of all powers, legislative, executive, and judiciary, in the same hands...may justly be pronounced the very definition of tyranny.” —James Madison

They say you reap what you sow.
Fini sowed kisses, and she reaps unconditional love 🥰🥰🥰

#InFiniteKisses #DailyYoshon #ACookieADay #Wholesome #TeamBrownies

It's the weekend. Time to scream!

This is a well-documented pattern in medical research and reflects systemic gender bias in pain assessment and treatment.👇

They are already so big now🥺 look at their full crops and big goofy feet!

Rocky very cool. It came as complete shock when watching. So glad I stayed away from spoilers from book and movie.

Sorry to hear that.

I think every elected official would benefit from the expirence

Or "lose weight"

Illustration of a fluffy Shima-Enaga aka Long-tailed Tit with the words "Birds Not Bombs"

Birds not bombs. 🪶

No budgie interaction shots? Did they celebrate with some millet as well.

Holy shit. I don’t have words for how corrupt this is. Keep in mind, the Ukraine whistleblower is still anonymous. And Gabbard kept a whistleblower report from Congress about a call between foreign intel agents discussing someone close to Trump and Iran. @andrewbakaj.bsky.social