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cute bodysuit :3

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A custom Tomodachi Life food item; a champagne glass of battery acid.

A custom Tomodachi Life food item; a champagne glass of battery acid.

Queen Deltarune is excited to try the battery acid.

Queen Deltarune is excited to try the battery acid.

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the gang so far

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Now updated to 26.1!

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and finally, your honour, we used tomodachi life to create a "digital ghost" of the murder victim

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GLaDOS, to Wheatley: Here, let me put this in a way you can understand. (She starts speaking in code)
```include irvine32.inc
.data
data byte 059h, 06Fh, 075h, 027h, 072h, 065h, 020h, 077h, 072h, 06Fh, 06Eh, 067h, 02Eh
.code 
main proc
	mov edx, offset data```
Wheatley: I'm NOT listening.

GLaDOS: Now, we're going to `exit`, `main endp`, and then `end main`. But BEFORE that, we're going to `call writeString`, and I want you to tell me what that says.
Wheatley: NOT LISTENING!!!!!
GLaDOS: I know you know what happens. Tell me what happens. Tell me now.

GLaDOS, to Wheatley: Here, let me put this in a way you can understand. (She starts speaking in code) ```include irvine32.inc .data data byte 059h, 06Fh, 075h, 027h, 072h, 065h, 020h, 077h, 072h, 06Fh, 06Eh, 067h, 02Eh .code main proc mov edx, offset data``` Wheatley: I'm NOT listening. GLaDOS: Now, we're going to `exit`, `main endp`, and then `end main`. But BEFORE that, we're going to `call writeString`, and I want you to tell me what that says. Wheatley: NOT LISTENING!!!!! GLaDOS: I know you know what happens. Tell me what happens. Tell me now.

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Jagm's Kiwis Adds cute kiwi birds! 154.2K Downloads | Mods

Now available for Minecraft 26.1.

CurseForge: www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc...

Modrinth: modrinth.com/mod/jagms-ki...

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New baby kiwi model....

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Classic Pipes 1.1.0 is out, adding inverted copper pipes, nether brick pipes, improvements for recipe pipes, and a load of bug fixes.

download it if you dare

MODRINTH: modrinth.com/mod/classic-...

CURSEFORGE: www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc...

I'll be porting this and the kiwi mod to 26.1 soon.

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Jagm in a black skirt and a shirt with a lot of kitties on it.

Jagm in a black skirt and a shirt with a lot of kitties on it.

A closer look at the kitties…

A closer look at the kitties…

Happy trans day of visibility from me and one trillion kitties.

#tdov

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Half-Life 2 VR but the AI is Self-Aware (ACT 1)
Half-Life 2 VR but the AI is Self-Aware (ACT 1) YouTube video by wayneradiotv

ITS TIME

HALF LIFE 2 VR BUT THE AI IS SELF-AWARE is HERE

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebRk...

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The "YOUR LONG" part of Jackenstein's boss fight but the game is stretched to cover an entire ultrawide monitor.

The "YOUR LONG" part of Jackenstein's boss fight but the game is stretched to cover an entire ultrawide monitor.

YOUR ULTRAWIDE

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Portal comic. Currently Wheatley is on the mainframe and GLaDOS is a potato.
Wheatley: Look, for the record, I'm just saying that I THINK that within the next 2 years. AI will have replaced most major pollinators.
GLaDOS: ...Just keep pretending to ignore him, he'll probably...
The text on Chell's shirt: Agreed. We should ignore him.
GLaDOS: Are... you? Doing that? On purpose? With your shirt?
The shirt: No, I am the shirt. Please don't let the person wearing me know I can do this.

Portal comic. Currently Wheatley is on the mainframe and GLaDOS is a potato. Wheatley: Look, for the record, I'm just saying that I THINK that within the next 2 years. AI will have replaced most major pollinators. GLaDOS: ...Just keep pretending to ignore him, he'll probably... The text on Chell's shirt: Agreed. We should ignore him. GLaDOS: Are... you? Doing that? On purpose? With your shirt? The shirt: No, I am the shirt. Please don't let the person wearing me know I can do this.

GLaDOS (to Chell): Hey, I need you to lift me up so I can get a good view of your upper torso. For... normal reasons.
Chell complies.
GLaDOS: Thanks.
The shirt: You really know how to talk to the ladies!
GLaDOS: Come on.
The shirt: Anyways. Want to know my deal? I'm the ghost of Cave Johnson. Told the lab boys to make me immortal. Didn't say how.
GLaDOS (shorting out in surprise): WHAT???
The shirt: Hahahaha. No I'm fucking with you.

GLaDOS (to Chell): Hey, I need you to lift me up so I can get a good view of your upper torso. For... normal reasons. Chell complies. GLaDOS: Thanks. The shirt: You really know how to talk to the ladies! GLaDOS: Come on. The shirt: Anyways. Want to know my deal? I'm the ghost of Cave Johnson. Told the lab boys to make me immortal. Didn't say how. GLaDOS (shorting out in surprise): WHAT??? The shirt: Hahahaha. No I'm fucking with you.

GLaDOS (to Wheatley): Hey, you up there!
Wheatley: Hah, are you finally gonna admit I'm right?
GLaDOS: No, I need you to look at the human's shirt. And tell me what it says.
Wheatley: ...That's a trick question innit.
GLaDOS: No, I actually want to know.
Wheatley: You're trying to make me stare at a woman's chest so I look sexist.
GLaDOS: I'm asking you an actual question.
Wheatley: I've never done it, ever. Don't even know what they have there. Never will, because I'm not sexist. Or maybe this is an advanced ploy to make it look like I can't read. I can, I mean I do, so much. Love books. Been reading the Odyssey. Not sure if you know that one, but I'm already on the part with his son...
GLaDOS: That's the start of the book.
Wheatley: SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!!
Chell looks down at her shirt to see the text says "get ketchup on me for twenty extra points".

GLaDOS (to Wheatley): Hey, you up there! Wheatley: Hah, are you finally gonna admit I'm right? GLaDOS: No, I need you to look at the human's shirt. And tell me what it says. Wheatley: ...That's a trick question innit. GLaDOS: No, I actually want to know. Wheatley: You're trying to make me stare at a woman's chest so I look sexist. GLaDOS: I'm asking you an actual question. Wheatley: I've never done it, ever. Don't even know what they have there. Never will, because I'm not sexist. Or maybe this is an advanced ploy to make it look like I can't read. I can, I mean I do, so much. Love books. Been reading the Odyssey. Not sure if you know that one, but I'm already on the part with his son... GLaDOS: That's the start of the book. Wheatley: SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!! Chell looks down at her shirt to see the text says "get ketchup on me for twenty extra points".

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Tech billionaires are so overwhelmingly uncool that they have singlehandedly eliminated all public enthusiasm for space travel, despite it historically being one of the coolest things imaginable.

NASA are sending humans to the moon tomorrow and nobody particularly cares or even knows about it lol

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@post-watershed-jagm · We're not in TV-14 anymore this is an 18+ sideblog 26 any pronouns bisexual my main is @j4gm

i have an nsfw sideblog on tumblr in case anyone from here is interested in that www.tumblr.com/blog/post-wa...

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some selfies that i never posted here

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did you know about two years ago every tea distributor in britain arbitrarily decided to start packaging tea bags in pairs so that you have to carefully tear them apart along a poorly perforated line to avoid spilling tea all over the kitchen floor, as a kind of fun minigame

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I can't give Entrapta a custom pet in the demo so Emily is a hedgehog now.

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you can't be fucking serious rn

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Anything and if I have no idea who they are I just won’t put them on the wheel.

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Screenshot of a Jackbox Survive the Internet answer: a photograph of a happy dog captioned with “the puppy hormones are KICKING IN!!!!!”

Screenshot of a Jackbox Survive the Internet answer: a photograph of a happy dog captioned with “the puppy hormones are KICKING IN!!!!!”

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I want to make a random spinner for choosing who I add to Tomodachi Life first, and I’m taking character suggestions!

Preferably non-Adventure Time, they will be on a separate spinner so my island doesn’t just become the Land of Ooo.

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Cinnamon Bun from Adventure Time overlayed by a collage of wiki text cutouts reading “5-A: can create/destroy a Large Planet. Surely, this is the end of all things…”

Cinnamon Bun from Adventure Time overlayed by a collage of wiki text cutouts reading “5-A: can create/destroy a Large Planet. Surely, this is the end of all things…”

the powerscaling wiki is awesome

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maid-type porygon

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Deeply fascinated by the fact that the US/UK Tomodachi Life directs had different clowns like they're version exclusive Pokemon

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Friend Tipsy has been playing the old game recently and was like THE VOICES ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT and it turned out to be because over here in Europe we have the British dub. As in a different synthesised voice that sounds more British. It looks like they're doing the same thing this time round.

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The drawable pets thing in the new Tomodachi Life is such a good idea. I am also very grateful they took the design decision not to update the voices to be any different from the charmingly shitty synthesiser they used on the 3DS.

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cool skirt

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