People might mistake you for your evil Mirror Universe counterpart.

You put your warships in, you take your warships out,
you put your warships in and you yell and scream and shout.
You do the hokey pokey and you game the oil stocks.
That’s what it’s all about.

Rich yacht owners: "We really don't see what the fuss is all about!"

TIL the Pope carries a Forgiveness Stick.

"I (whack!) FORGIVE (whack!) YOU! (whack!)"

Jesus: Let me in! Person behind door: Why? J: So I can save you. P: From what? J: From what I'm going to do to you if you don't let me in.

Good point, I hadn't considered the recirculation system.
Of course, someone's eyeball could get in the way of the droplet's path to the filter...

All I can think of is a tiny drop of one of those, floating in zero-gee, unseen by anyone, encountering someone's eye at a critical moment.
OW!

Ah, but he was eating a Twinkie while he was speeding!

I'm with Ling. We need more evidence.

A 4 panel screenshot from Rick & Morty. Panel 1: Small robot asks "What is my purpose?" Panel 2: Rick says "You pass butter." Panel 3: Robot, looking depressed, says "Oh... My. God." Panel 4: Rick says "Yeah, welcome to the club, pal."

Obligatory Rick & Morty reference:

Actually using it darns you to Heck.

OK, but does HE laugh at my joke? C'mon, throw me a bone here, I workshopped that pun for WEEKS!

KETCHUP ON EVERYTHING!!!!

With that username, I guess you'd be the authority.

That's gotta be the first time Britain hasn't wanted to colonize a place.

Ultimately he's just a dude with an opinion. Just because he writes sci-fi and has had a couple movies made from his writing, doesn't give his opinion any more weight than anyone else's.
I liked Starfleet Academy and I'm really sad that it's canceled. I've liked all the new Trek that's been produced

An image showing a simulated $100 bill, with Donald Trump's signature, but it's been obscured by a black bar. The caption on the image says "If you get a dollar bill with Trump's signature on it, black it tf out with a Sharpie. He prefers his name redacted."

Also, this:

Like the US Dollar hasn't lost enough value already?

If a player has dropped below a certain income level, they switch their token for the Car token, which they must live out of since they can't afford housing.
And other players that do own houses/hotels can kick the Car player out of that space, whereupon the player is sent to Jail.

Consumer-level electronics are always produced as cheaply as possible.
This is why your computer devices need to be rebooted periodically.
Wifi stopped working? Reboot the router, problem (usually) solved.
They are ridiculously susceptible to minor power fluctuations, so get a surge protector.

That would put an interesting spin on the term "crowd-sourced".

Mental image of thousands of crows pecking way at their computers, completing some task.

Truth and Facts as a service. :(

"Teleported", or just "Drove there blackout drunk"?

Oompa-loompa, choppity chop
Now that we're armed, our demands won't stop

Oompa-loompa, slickity-slice
Capitalist endings aren't very nice

Well if they don't like what I'm doing every day, then they shouldn't have made it feel so good.

I'm talking about arson, what did you think I meant?!

One of the rare instances where Betteridge's Law doesn't apply.

and kind of British, too.

Well, you have the person *doing* the wanking, and then you must have a person getting wanked.
Neither position is one of any particular merit.

Might be cheaper to just put up plaques describing why these people are now considered utter trash.
Put big plaque on a Sackler building describing how they profited off of the opioid epidemic. They get to have their big buildings, or streets, but the public is forever educated on their misdeeds.

Huzzah!