Who wore it better me or @paddedtheo.bsky.social ?

No but you can clean my bathroom

Sunday morning vibes ✨

New name, new me 🙂‍↕️😈

Not your soggy butt, you’re still hiding from me 😔

All packed for my day out, am I forgetting anything?

Stfu you’re so rude 😭

Awake and ready for inspection 🫡

Those cinema seats didn’t know what was coming for them 😭😭

Woof

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

As if you’d be upset about being cuffed

Meh I won’t stop you

Alright marge

Looks bigger than usual…

I have well and truly been neglecting this account and for that I can only say I’m sorry and hope you’ll accept soggy butt as my sincerest apology 🥺

First night of Manchester pride spent dog sitting and it wasn’t the rubber kind, how rude 😤😤😤

Honestly goals of a day I won’t lie

Really in the mood to get padded this afternoon, anyone in manc free? 🥺🥺

2 of the best CBBC shows ever, childhood defining 😍😍😍

Crop top and pamp might not have been my smartest outfit choice 🫣

Ffs I actually neglect this account so much, I need more excuses to be padded and more cute friends to take pictures with 😭😭😭

Conditioning and training is harder when a urinal doesn't want to be piss trained, but there are ways to expedite the process.

Breaking my BlueSky virginity while locked and heavily padded, sounds about right 🥰

Everything’s better, down where it’s wetter… so get under here 🌊

Who me????

You’re always first in line aren’t you 😉

Any volunteers to come change me in the train station toilets? 🥺

Just lock it away ffs

Someone needs to take your internet access away!