Liverpool v Man United game confirmed ON

Let’s get real. He’s got the same amount of hair as me but sadly much more money.

Confirmed OFF.

Merseyside Derby tomorrow is likely OFF.

I shit you not.

FPL Bateman wrapped

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They called Foden the Stockport Iniesta.

These days he plays like a lad from Stockport in a Fiesta.

As sad is it is I’ve got a genuine FPL question here…

Would you take a -4 to remove Brennan Johnson for Saka?

I’m thinking it’s not worth it for one week…

I’m not taking the piss here either.

Huge Gruff fan and used to go to school with BRJ 🙌🏻

Would you take a -8 to move Salah & Isak to Mount & Hojlund?

Yeah they were solid and heavy. Seen them 3 times and they were superb each time.

Same actually. Remember seeing them in Liverpool when they’d just released their debut record and there were about 100 or so people there. They were great. Proper freaks. Now they all look like Bryan Adams, and sadly sound like him too.

Yeah Deerhunter smashed it. 10 min outro to ‘Desire Lines’ 😍

We don’t buy Lucas Digne for Clean sheets.

We don’t buy Lucas Digne for attacking returns.

We don’t buy Lucas Digne for appearance points.

We don’t buy Lucas Digne.

I’ve done nothing for this community & it’s what it deserves

These hashtags scare me

Can’t believe I haven’t reached 2k followers yet. I’ve been on this app for 6 hours already! What a load of bollocks.

I finished fucking 18th in the family Mini-league last year as well. What more do you want?

BlueSky, more like BrownSky.

Morning Joe, hope you’re well. Done 👍🏻

@hindumonkey.bsky.social @randyshafter.bsky.social

Everything to play for in the battle to be crowned ‘Biggest Nobhead in the FPL Community’ at the Football Cuntent Awards tonight.

When I was young I was poor at FPL but after many years of studying stats and performance models I am no longer young.

Hey mate, what are we talking about here?

If I had to do another World Cup for the most annoying FPL Twitter account right now, compiling the shortlist would be easy.

Let’s keep this platform nice and clean. If you want to let off a bit of steam pop over to X and hurl a load of abuse at a bot or a racist.

Cleanse the soul and get back over here for a bit more ‘Kumbaya’.

For every 100 good people we must accept one total bastard Don. The equilibrium of life.

BlueSky is really good because of the people who are on here, but even better because of the people who NOT on here.

I had my phone on ‘do not disturb’ but yeah I need to rectify this 😂

Errrrrr

Shite. Guarantee I’ll still end up getting past you.

Like most shots on target.