if I were The Kid I would simply outrun The Judge in a 1995 Lotus Esprit

It’s me, the little profile that could

Upon completing Bloodborne I can see why it is many people’s favorite Soulsborne game, both mechanically and aesthetically

Give Ghidora arms you cowards.

Everyone likes to shit on aspic and other gelatin encased foods but I actually had some a few years back and it fucking rocked.

When you’re so upset that you aren’t being paid to write “BANG! POW! Comics aren’t for kids anymore” puff pieces anymore.

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

My pronouns are LobstShe/LobstHer

They were how I survived college all things considered.

The works of Gretchen Felker-Martin, part of a balanced breakfast.

Sure I could see Jack White in Detroit, or I could go to Toronto and see Angine do Poitrine open for him. Seems like a pretty easy decision.

a movie scene with planet ten written in the upper right corner ALT: a movie scene with planet ten written in the upper right corner

Finally watched The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension and it feels like I’ve righted some sort of cosmic wrong by filling in this cinematic blind spot.

Frank Herbert I apologize for ever doubting you

I mean I’d trust Mel Brooks to be a good CEO, but yeah.

Despite everything I think the happiest and healthiest I’ve ever been in my adult life was 2020.

This movie rules. I was not expecting a Gothic Romance starring Wings Hauser.

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

This reinforces my long held belief that I would much rather suffer through something than have some sort of convenience.

Is that Michael Rapaport?

They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls.

CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded
CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing

Target has been doing this for decades, long before AI was implemented.

Hell Yeah

If you and Caleb ever make it out my way I’ll take you both out for some Good Chinese food.

Today at work I took a training course so asinine I got up from my desk to go bitch about it to someone else I knew that had to take it.

1. Insulin
2. Diet Coke

This order is still up for debate.

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.

#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

Diet Coke is a medicinal substance

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