Wow, spoilers!
Posts by Samalytical
Schedule showing images of the games and the times of the streams
🏠Tue 7pm
Stream Skip Redeemed, Gotta work on the house
🔥Tue 7pm
We defeated 5 bosses last week in Demon's Souls, can't slow down now!
📝Sat 2pm
Co-Working and Chill, bring a hot drink and that thing you keep meaning to do!
Work strategy day and all of the tables have horrendous AI art of the senior leaders as Marvel Superheroes
"Big thanks to our marketing student today who's put together all of the art themselves"
Sam proceeds to bite their own tongue so hard they almost choke
Close up on A charmander with its face pressed up against a glass door, staring at a pidgey
"How dare you"
Two Pokémon cards, A charmander with its face pressed up against a glass door, staring at a pidgey. And a psyduck swimming with Misty from Pokémon
My favourites from today's card show
Especially obsessed with my angy boy, staring at the birds in HIS garden
NOT ENOUGH WINS!!
*ahem*
It's fine
A blue and red background with a gold BAFTA award shaped like a face on the right side On the left Sam is superimposed over the body of a person in a red dress holding an award.
It's BAFTA Games Awards night and we are live with unrestrained* opinions™️
(*Opinions on why Clair Obscur should absolutely win everything will be *mildly* restrained)
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It's amazing what a access to editing software and a moment of unrestrained neurodivergence will get you
When I asked for exercises to do during my Soulsborne streams, someone said "Zumba! 🤣" and sent me a clip.
So I said, "You know what? Bet!!"
youtu.be/DrUkYvpT86k
(I tried to upload this directly, but apparently it's toooooo epic for the 100MB limit)
Feel like I probably used up all of my competency for the year in one go 😂
So @inthelittlewood.bsky.social when's the full release of Donating Time? Because it's my new earworm
🎶I WANT YOU TO GO DONATE SOME MONEY🎶
Screenshot of the song I Really Want to Stay at Your House from Cyberpunk Edgerunners/Cyberpunk 2077
"It's not possible for a song to make your heart sink and your tears swell EVERY time you hear it Sam"
*points*
Schedule showinf images of the games and the times of the streams
🔮Tue 7pm
Searching for teachers in Divinity II, murdering anyone in our way
🔥Thu 7pm
Two bosses to face in Demon's Souls, one stream to do it (optimistic...)
🏆Fri 6.45pm (ish)
The BAFTA Game Awards are back, and we are co-streaming with mandatory *opinions*
❌SAT
NO STREAM
Hans Zimmer is a transphobe. A tweet reads "I worked for him. I did good work that he praised, but after transitioned he quickly had me fired. He had cue notes named "tr*nnv fight"' etc etc... It's a pattern of abuse that will inevitably come out over time, and I'm glad that the industry is changing slowly."
I regret to inform y'all that Hans Zimmer fuckin sucks.
A Black and white image of a complicated cityscape with lots of people A magnifying glass is highlighting one person with Sam's face superimposed, waving
A more relaxed stream to end the week.
Or that's the intention, mileage may vary if I really can't find the very last person hiding in the image in Hidden Figures!
www.twitch.tv/samalytical
Hello Users!
I will be live over on the OnKey Expo channel with @exotyranous.bsky.social @hexmanikin.bsky.social @mothrlomari.bsky.social @tolkhtv.bsky.social from the crew, and @knightscap.bsky.social @zaynaratos.bsky.social from OnKey!
Come hang out: twitch.tv/onkeyexpo
#vtuber #envtuber #vsky
An image from the game Darksiders of a man with a red cloak riding a devil horse. Sam's face is superimposed inside the hood of the man with a grimace
The time has come to revisit a game I never really got around to when it first released.
The community voted and Darksiders is our Friday First for April!
www.twitch.tv/samalytical
There is a contractor walking around my workplace today who sounds the spit of Ralph Ineson
Image showing images of the games and the times of the Stream
🔮Tue 7pm
Popping into a graveyard looking for loot in Divinity II
🔥Thu 7pm
Eventually my head will penetrate this wall in Demon's Souls
💀Friday First 7pm
Darksiders is this month's choice to try out
🔎Sat 2pm
Where's the Wally? It's me! Playing Hidden Folks
To be fair, given the shit the UK has been talking recently... 🫣
I'm glad you missed me but I'm on holiday. Self care is important 😘
There's been an influx of people trying to network with me that have AI slop as their profile pictures.
I'm sorry (I'm really not), but it's an instant no before I've even read what you want
Time for a piggyback victory lap around artist alley
Who doesn't love surprises!
www.throne.com/samalytical
Like you don't even know
🎶It's a Maneater, got to kill it, got to stab it, can I kill it?
De-mon Soul's🎶
www.twitch.tv/samalytical
right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer
An image of a calendar event with the title "Tattoo Mike"
I adore the way my wife puts things into our shared calendar because sometimes it just sounds like she's setting up a meeting with a drug dealer
Schedule showing images of the games with the times of the streams
🔮Tue 7pm
Let loose on the mainland in Divinity II, now the shenanigans really begin!
🔥Thu 7pm
It's a Maaaaneater, got to kill it, better kill it, can we kill it? Demon's Souls
❌Sat, NO STREAM
It's Easter, got to socialise with the family (apparently)