bulk goal ✅

Bulk face is so real

I would LOVE a precedented event for a change!!

Nosferatu is a cautionary tale about what happens when a twink expires

Awake at 6 am and already researching ergonomic desk chairs

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[experiencing the radical change I begged for] ouchieeeeeeeee

Almost none of my clothes fit at this point

1792 2024

Natty or not videos already appearing about Luigi Mangione

It is now illegal

Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date*

McDonalds drive-thru employee: what

But when will the shareholders value ME?

we need more cabals. no one does cabals anymore.

I'm gonna get swoll about this

Does wrapping a Cybertruck make it better or worse? Discuss

if you use my photos to catfish i will have my witch friends put a hex on you

it’s interesting that they’re trying to ban trans people from the military. from what i’ve heard they’re super soldiers who are too good at sports and athleticism

do you ever get the feeling that you were meant to be a government weapon

Okay I’ll do abs today

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No gay has all seven
Loyal? ✅
Spoil you? ✅
Clear that ✅
Background ✅
Faithful? ✅
Gentleman? ✅
Holding space ❌

it's called "holding space for that," and me and my boys, well, we've gone pro

Kinda tempted to move that other account over there too

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Wishing specific curses on someone is so fun like yes you bitch I hope you only receive thick stemmed wine glasses from this day forth