Unreal!

Afghan asylum-seeker dies in ICE custody, US advocacy group says Mohommad Nazeer Paktyawal is at least the 12th person to die ​in ICE detention this year.

He wasn't just an asylum seeker. Paktyawal was an Afghan special forces soldier who worked with the U.S. Army's 3rd Special Forces Group. He was evacuated on August 30, 2021, entered the U.S. legally and had a pending case with a work permit and social security number. Killed by ICE maggots.

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

MLB happy to let its fans get ripped off. bsky.app/profile/labu...

Why Timberwolves’ Giannis Antetokounmpo pursuit fizzled, and the pivot to Ayo Dosunmu After exploring a potential blockbuster for Giannis Antetokounmpo, the Timberwolves instead found a way to bolster their bench.

No Giannis, no problem. Wolves pivot to Ayo Dosunmu to address a glaring need on the bench and fortify themselves for the stretch run.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/702...

Well that’s an event I didn’t predict

Watch out
You might get what you’re after!
Cool ponies
Open range for rangers
I’m just an ordinary cowboy

it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend

A thing people around here don't talk enough about is how, to this day, the most expensive residential real estate transaction in Franklin County, Ohio history is Epstein selling his New Albany house back to Les Wexner for $8 million in 1998. He bought it for less than half that six years prior.

“It would cover essentially anyone they want to arrest without a warrant, making the general premise of ever getting a warrant pointless,” she added.

Muncie Ministers Mulled Moral Mandate (1/26/1909)—

Mounting opposition to making Sunday baseball mainstream, while many fans mobilized to mute the mandate and make the statute meaningless. ⚾⚖️

#BaseballandtheLaw 5-6

"I am a rock, I am an island." - Paul Simon

"Paul, you're not an island. You're a human being." - someone

"Well I didn't mean for you to take my lyrics littoraly." - Paul Simon

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X r/wallstreetbets • 2 people typing... jpow response 39.6k upvotes • 2k comments .•. O UltraMachoTaco • 2h deez nuts Idk who sees this guy speak in the way he does and thinks "oh, he must be a Democratic psyop" Reply 3,900 lan_everywhere • 1h 2017 It is my honor to announce my nomination of Jerome Powell to be the next Chairman of the Federal Reserve. 2025 Owas surprised when Jerome Powell was appointed. 4 ••. 4,977 ↓ lab-gone-wrong • 1h Daily reminder that 40% of America thinks this guy is brilliant

X r/wallstreetbets • 834 people here jpow response 39.6k upvotes • 2k comments ... of the Fodoral Reserve setting interest ButtExterminator • 2h Top 1% Commenter Poor guy is just so tired ••• S Reply 2,555 AvacadMmmm • 1h We all are. • • • 个 1,004 Embarrassed_Sea1336 • 1h Well, are we fucking done yet? Are we ready to stand up and say, "enough's enough"? • •• 150 AstroEngineer314 • 1h He told us we'd get tired of winning. He certainly was right about the first part.

X r/wallstreetbets 825 people here jpow response 39.6k upvotes • 2k comments •• • Fod will be able WeakPeak1015 • 2h Man, JPowell is a true professional. ••• 少 Reply 622 4 more replies v FrenchCrazy • 1h The federal reserve is the only thing right now holding us back from rampant inflation and keeping trust in the dollar on the global markets. • •• S Reply 2 1,428 nullbyte420 • 1h Trust in the dollar? It's value has been tanking since the tariff shitshow. People in international finance subs are asking how come their US stocks are in the negative when they've gone up 10%. The dollar is pretty fucked ••• ① 331 个 Exciting_Place_6817 • 1h Imagine it with the jpow dam gone holding back an avalanche of hell.

Sentiment check: r/wallstreetbets is absolutely libbing out, indistinguishable from Bsky.

Front pages of American newspapers after Jan. 6, 2021, with headlines like "Capitol Chaos," "Assault on Democracy," "Pro-Trump mob storms Capitol."

Five years ago.

You absolutely love to see it. Indies keep my heart beating.

'Seven Samurai' (1954) dir: Akira Kurosawa a thoughtful figure saying two or three samurai won't suffice.

tfw u need seven samurai

I named my fists Scylla and Charybdis because once they’re through with you you’ll be in a black sea of hurt

We are taking a few days off to celebrate #Thanksgiving

Wishing you and your loved ones a joyous Thanksgiving. A time to spend with your friends and family be grateful for the many blessings in our lives.

Bob and Lou

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I said it to Mr Tremendous and I’ll say it again: unless I’ve heard wrong, this college will be representing the Big Ten in the Rose Bowl this season

No, there's 14. Ohio State, Indiana, USC, Oregon, James Madison, Akron, LSU, Boise St., McGill, Iowa, Universidad de Guadalajara, Washington University (St. Louis), Mt. Vernon State, and Loyola Marymount.

Maybe it’s a faux pas to post here twice but this college will likely be in the Rose Bowl this year representing El Dies Grande

I believe we both made an Oxford/Big 10 joke at the same time. Down with Cambridge!

You missed the two more that just joined in the time between you posting that and the time I posted this… what a snub of St Thomas University and Oxford (UK)

Guy won’t stop talking

Also, other profession

Guy won’t stop yelling

(Guy is gender neutral here)

Guy won’t stop talking

that’s nfl players for you. week after week, making it all happen. they can really put on a show

My main rooting interests are in the NL and AL Central so I can attest to this thesis

Guardians 9, Rangers 8: With Detroit losing nearly an hour earlier the Guardians had already clinched the AL Central. But winning this game like they did – with a four-run tenth inning rally capped off by a walkoff three-run homer from Brayan Rocchio – bolstered a theory of mine: that the Guardians are possessed of more Devil Magic that any team since the La Russa-era Cardinals. They had a massive comeback here. They clinched their playoff spot on Saturday night on a walkoff hit-by-pitch. They beat Detroit with 57 dinks-and-doinks last week, with the rally being kicked off by their own dude getting hit in the damn face with a hundred mile-per-hour heater. And, of course, they came back and won the AL Central from 15.5 games down despite ending the season with a negative run differential. There is nothing natural about any of this. And they don't friggin' care, man. That's the most unsettling part. The Cleveland Guardians can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. I don't actually think that means they're World Series favorites or anything, but it does mean that we toy with them at our peril. If they eventually get knocked out of the playoffs it's probably because they just get beat, but it's also possible it will be because they accidentally ran their car over the entire opposing team and were deemed to have forfeited. And now they get the Tigers again after playing them six times in the last two weeks, winning five of those contests in no small part because Detroit seemed utterly spooked and intimidated. It's almost cruel.

Draft of the recap for the Guardians game in tomorrow's newsletter.

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If Nick Castellanos homers this weekend he is absolutely dead or in a coma