Wetflix.

This - and may it be a lovely celebration of your Mum’s life xx

Illustration of two tunacorns swimming in the sea

Today is Narwhal Appreciation Day so if you haven't already please sign my petition to have their name changed to "tunacorns"

Fucking hell, that’s vile. And who else does she think we should screen out?!

Oh yes. I was v happy to see Mrs Crumble, my rhubarb plant, come back to life ❤️

Explains a lot about Kennedy’s deep misunderstanding of science and clinical trials.

The mind boggles

It’s true medical miracle and not just for cervical cancer either.

Aah the joys. People who pick arguments by quoting instead of just replying and demand personal info get blocked. ESP when they read all sorts into one short reply. 😂 Don’t be an arsehole folks.

They are saying using brick phones not smart phones

A glimpse of Dunnottar Castle on the Great British Menu. The very best castle ❤️

That man is a walking horror. The attacks are just horrendous.

Charmer

This may be true 😂 that man didn’t half have an incredible life

OMG! How did I not remember this?!

I believe that in order to take some small step forward, the word “bird” should be replaced with “saur” in all common names. Mockingsaur. Secretarysaur. Red-winged blacksaur.

HUMMINGSAUR

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit

Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here

Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse

Media and universities: AI is here to stay

Works for me too.

Meme. Painting of a medieval scribe writing at a desk. Or scribing, I guess. He has a super-fancy desk with two levels: the upper one, on a swivel, is a book rest for the manuscript he's copying. The lower one is the one he's working at, & it has little holders for ink, pens, etc. He's wearing a peach-colored robe that is probably ink-stained. He is sitting in a big chair, and has book stewn all around. There is a open chest behind him full of books and papers. He's clearly either super-busy, or super-messy. There is a large fireplace across the room from him, but the fire has gone out. He cannot easily roast marshmallows. Behind him is something that is *probably* a blue curtain, but that also looks like a very large person, dressed in blue, with their fat hands clasped in front of them. This is, I believe, his evil fairy guardian, sent to ensure that he is using ALL the worst scribal practices. "What about Merovingian chancery?" it suggests slyly. Meme text reads: "Dear eels..."

In 1392 Richard II eliminated tariffs on eel imports, & asked foreign merchants to bring eels "from over sea, where they are abundant, to London where they are dear."

He knew that higher tariffs meant getting less of what you want. Oh, the lessons that eel history can teach us...
🗃️🧪

Dave Grohl? David Harewood? David Mitchell? And best for last - David Nott

My 50s mum made us use them at home in the 70/80s 🤣

BBC News leading all its bulletins on demands by former Government advisor Lord Robertson for more defence spending, without at any point mentioning his current paid senior role for US defence lobbyists

Omg!

And poor sod, imagine going on holiday knowing you have to spend a chunk of it listening to Trump rant at you. My Starmer sympathy level rises by the second 😭

The most unrealistic thing is that they aren’t wearing painting overalls, probably made from their Dad’s old shirts!

Omg how exciting!

That tit was raised by shrikes 😂

This with bells on

You’re not kidding - amazing!

Oh wow, I’ve never seen a pawpaw before!