chat, can we get a "Great job Chen-san"

Just skipped a YouTube ad in the middle of a guy saying, “You carry a knife every day, but the pants you’re wearing don’t respect that.”

you sure about that? I heard Macho Man DIED

screenshot reminds me of Goemon which I loved as a kid (both 64 and the older NES ones). Is it anything like Goemon

Same reason Nicole Kidman finally opened up about her love of cinema. Same reason Randy Savage back in the day shone daylight on his enduring love of Slim Jims.

Article from the Lake Okeechobee News titled "Some DUI arrests are unique"

Your uncle explaining why he can't drive anymore

"Did you know you can get a DUI just for sleeping it off in a parked car? Keys not even the ignition! Huh, is that what happened to me? Shut up, I can't talk about pending litigation."

Like you'd have to believe that in order to maintain proper order in use of the facilities and to avoid people melting their brains with holodeck madness that there must be a strict rationing of how many hours per week/month/whatever you can book the holodeck and the things these guys spend it on...

I mean they have an infinitely realistic full immersion VR chamber and the most popular program by a mile seems to be just Sherlock Holmes roleplay so yeah that tracks with the universe as we know it

I love Howell deeply and his algorithm streams are usually interesting and funny enough to keep me engaged despite the rage that slowly boils up while watching them but DBV is always my final straw. I can't stand that fucker, I have to change the channel when I see his stupid ass

I like these ones where both the blocker and blockee are both probably in the right for what they've said and done.

When youre old you should get unlimited time on mic to tell STORIES but none whatsoever for opinions

they got to stop asking famous people (ANY people really) their opinions after age 70. it's not useful information.

first frame Hillary shirt

I think this about Jon Benjamin who seems to have just had a completely ubiquitous presence in TV animated comedy for decades

I dont usually pick up on that kind of stuff but he was the first VA that I ever did. Double-taked playing a video game (VTM: Bloodlines) to think “Is… is that Bender?”

oh I’ve NEVER had this issue with games I’ve rolled credits on, my hard drive is littered with the decaying corpses of 80-90% through the main story playthroughs

sorry to hear that, mine too

When I hear Cowboy Dan I want to drink and get mean

everyone focusing on the name but not commenting that this bra selling motherfucker lived for almost 500 years

watch through to the end of this with sound on to enjoy my new vocal stim for the week

you being a big Toadies fan is Ed lore I’ve completely forgotten about (and that really endeared you to me back on twitter)

That's my go-to email closer "Thanks again," then paragraph break and signature block. Regardless of the content of the message, regardless of whether anyone was thanked or should be thanked.

just need two patches to blend in like a local: one that indicates you love tapletop boardgames and another that indicates you work for one of top 10 most evil conglomerates of all time

no that's clearly the hilt of a primitive Buster Sword

woke BULLshit if you ask me

there is no number of layers that will protect the bottom of a good dip from my fat ass

Like it would make more sense if she was running the unapologetic "I am the conservative Democrat candidate, I stand by record" campaign. I still wouldn't vote for her but I'd respect that at least it's an appropriate lane.

I'm so befuddled by her entire campaign. She's keeps trying to bail out and shore up weaknesses that she's already lost, that are unrecoverable. To what end? Is anyone in her office looking at the wall because there's some writing on it